Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was bright and sunny but only 5c. Not much happened. So now I have filtered the fun stuff to bring you only the best of the Web for your amusement!  I do hope that you will enjoy them!

Happy Chriiiiiiissssssstmas!!!

Just a little cowboy stuff!

Oh! Lord!

Yoga!

Pardon?

Thanks Barbara!

At the moment - they are in profusion!!!

Thanks Jamie!

The next seven are from Robert!

Thanks Robert!

Isn't that a Thing!

HuH!

- We had only boys but they weren't that different!

Taking things literally!

All you need is a few hurdles!

No comment!

Another Juxtaposition!

Boom Tish!

Good choice!

Oh! Canada!

At the vet's they are being very sensible!

Sorry dearie Hammy want's to ride in the front!

Oh! Dearie me!!!

The hunt is on!

Astonishing sand sculpture!

And for my next trick!

I am thinking that there's something wrong with Loki!

She'll need to give it a rinse before she puts it on!!!

Is this a convention for the follically challenged???

US vasectomies are widely advertised!

(Mine cost £30 almost 45 years ago! Money well spent!)

Why not take Ducky shopping?

Wow!

Winter is crawling across the countryside!

In a few years they will just be implants!

On set strife - Offset party time!!!

Clay Rock - or Rock in Clay!

Using Memes in advertising - clever!

The signs of fear!!!

Not the beard!

Barbie is moderately amused!

Baby Monkey is too busy to look!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Monday will be a fine day with sunshine. Low risk of showers towards the coast during the afternoon. Winds easing light by evening away from the coast.

Temperature: 10°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 12 miles per hour, gusting to 26 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:23

Sunset: 16:03

Moonrise: 17:04

Moonset: 09:40

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hurried off to the boat early to do a few more winterising jobs. Home again for a few chores, and  had a visit from Son and Daughter in Law, together with dog. They are taking some old wood for their log burner. Now with the help of my chums, I have managed to put together another edition of our blog. Please enjoy!

Towser is not amused!

Colourised clip of Biarritz almost 100 years ago!

The story of the snake!

Happens often - it's a trap!

She was lost in the snow so she followed the snowplough

After 40 miles, the driver told her that

 he had finished Tesco's carpark and he was now going to Waitrose!

Think very carefully!

Thanks Hazel!

I say again - no cure for stupid!

Now that's a plan!

Pretend to misinterpret!

Thanks Adrian!

Go for it!!!

Thanks Derek!

The cape manoeuvre!

Thanks Robert!

Never worked for me!!!

Thanks again Robert!

Meanwhile Buttercup heads for the pool!

I know they say there will be flying cars, but I didn't know

 that it would be so soon!

Health and Safety where are you - again!

Ah! Now I know what it means!!!

Give them an inch they take a mile!

I would put Christmas lights on it!

However hard it is Mother nature will survive!

Now that is a BIG MOTH!!!

I can see by the look on Tibbles' face that he has blown it!

Like I said the other day I didn't vote for him!!!

I am guessing but perhaps that's an anteater!

Tibbles sometimes fantasises that he's a vampire!

Very sorry Jesus!

Tibbles is in shock! - Oh! It's a cake!

In ancient Egypt cats were sacred - Tibbles still believes!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Susi!

For the Boys!

For the uninitiated "Tout le Monde est au Balcon" refers to well endowed ladies. here are a few more that just happened to pop up this evening!.....

He isn't too sure!

Ryan however seems to like what he sees!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any residual overnight cloud, light rain or drizzle will quickly clear. Then temporarily dry and sunny everywhere, before cloud increases and scattered showers arrive, Cold. Brisk winds.

Temperature: 8°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 7 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:21

Sunset: 16:04

Moonrise: 16:30

Moonset: 08:33

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.