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Sunday, 27 February 2022

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, it was a bright sunny day but with a chilly SE wind. I walked Roxy to the beach, the last one, as she was collected at lunchtime. Pottered in the garden for a while, but it was too windy to achieve much so we adjourned. Now for a few more pictures and jokes which I very much hope will lighten your evening!




Can you solve this puzzle?









I do love a steel band!













No caption needed!











The President's Joke!














Massage your ego!!!













From Rome to now!


Thanks Ann!











Kaboom Tish!


Thanks Derek!










Shades of Hilda Baker!














Unanswered questions!













Oh! Friday nights!














How did you spend your holidays!













Yet another face covering - for Twats!












Security at the ATM!











We are sailing - we are sailing..........!















If you have a guardian angel, he's right behind you!














Feel boxed in by any chance?












Security threat!












Where ever you are from pal - I guess that it is a tad cold!!!













Just Wow!!!












He is thankful!











It's a tail! Yes I say again it's a tail!!!












I think that I could make the first landing without a cardiac arrest!













It took great patience to wait that long!!!












Love the Cousins' slogans!













No longer under age! (USA)!









This just in from Derek!









Cats are mad!!!


Thanks Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy, with a few outbreaks of rain, although dry for most for much of the day. Rain then spreading eastwards late afternoon. This mostly light but only erratically clearing overnight. 

Temperature: 12C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 12 miles per hour, gusting to 26 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:46

Sunset: 17:34

Moonrise: 05:40

Moonset: 13:00


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.







Saturday, 26 February 2022

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a frosty start, but soon warmed up. I walked twice with Roxy, and although the sun was nice the wind still had ice in it. I am sorry there was a dearth of "Good 'Uns" tonight, but I hope that you enjoy them anyway!





Another smiling dog - no Vlad tonight!








Remember this one? It was a one hit wonder for Peter Sarsted!














Message!















It is said that everyone has a spirit animal - mine must be a sloth!













What happens when you fire a leaf blower into a girl's face!














Worrying!















I've heard of a beard of bees - but this in novel!
















I guess connotation to Queen!












Clever garden feature!













Lazy git!













Laterally cut bread - who knew???












Hmmm! Awkward!














Road worthy jet ski - looks like Northern Ireland!














Rabbi of the black and Rabbi of the white - almost Lord of the Rings!!!













Pointless comes to mind!













How very nice for the kiddies!!!














Outside - is OK!!!














He's just a bit confused!














Tibbles stares them down!












Taking his dance moves very seriously!













Person of Walmart 145!













Shrink fit!











Now that has destroyed your street cred!













This is misogynistic..........but Ha! Anyway!














No do not go there!!!
(That's a birthday card BTW!)













I am guessing that's a drunken Dane in there!
















Towser is happy!













And the little lady enjoyed them too!















Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a cold start, a dry, fine and sunny day follows, although staying breezy. Feeling rather cool in the breeze, with temperatures around or a little below late February's average. 

Temperature: 9C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-east 13 miles per hour, gusting to 27 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:48

Sunset: 17:32

Moonrise: 04:45

Moonset: 11:45


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.