Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was yet another bright dry day but still with an icy wind. Had a great afternoon tea at our local cafe with friends which lasted most of the afternoon. Now I have recovered sufficiently to pull together the numerous threads that go to make a brand new fun blog - just for you!

Is that you little miss red.........?

This is a bit mad but somehow it works!

Getting that way!!!

Thanks Robert!

Caught in the act!

Thanks Hazel!

Er Pardon?

Thanks Pete!

Doh!

Thanks Robert!

Boom Tish!

Thanks again Robert!

Oh! Dear!

Thanks again Robert!

Too many guns in America - look they're even arming the pets!!!

Laws!

Nothing to worry about!

Tibbles upstages them all!

Remember the "End of the pier rude postcards"???

Yes you could use it for that!

War Crimes!

No it's not little green men - it's called a lenticular cloud!

Can't you get Classic FM on that thing???

It's either been there a very long time - or that's a spoof!

Lego gas Bottle!

Look ooooooout!

Snow guard dog!

So it is!

Solidified resin from a cashew tree!

If it won't move - WD40 - if it moves - Duct Tape it!

Western settler's bed!

So you sit on a pile of rubble and play your violin in the rain - Epic!!!

His own little desert island!

OK it's just a pair of waders!

(In a cannabis farm!)

Fearsome!

Maybe they spell it differently in Redneck Land!

Clever security!

In 5000 BC they liked their girls on the chubby side!

Must be Canada!

This is either a weird tree or an even weirder dinosaur type giraffe!

Not a bad likeness!

It seems that they can synchronise!

Hot News! The Mullet is back!

Nice gesture!

Lord! What if you accidentally sat on it!

Chainsaw art Bigfoot!

Ooooh!

Ghoulish BBQ!

The 15 stages of work!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Early rain and cloud clearing with long sunny spells developing. Staying breezy. A little milder than recent days. Cloud thickening from the west later. 

Temperature: 13C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 13 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:26

Sunset: 17:50

Moonrise: 08:40

Moonset: 23:59

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, The sun shone, there was no rain, but on the promenade the E wind was ice cold! The highlights of the day were a visit to the Post Office, and the Co-op! I pottered in the garage for a while, but it was cold, and so cowered indoors in front of the TV. Now with the help of my loyal friends and a few scooped up from the Web, we have enough to give you a show!

Oh! I see what you did there!

We used to do this - and thought at the time we were cool!

Gardening tips!

Thanks Derek!

Another Great truth!

Thanks again Derek!

Heroes!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Ooh!

Thanks Geoff!

Yes Crocs!

Thanks Robert!

In Glasgow the statue of Wellington has an almost permanent cone on his head - 

and enterprising lady has crocheted a topical cover for it!

Thanks Susi!

They can move like lightning!

This on a wall in Paris!

Not best pleased!

Our Dutch friends call it "Londongrad"

Boom Boom!

Another Great truth!

That's me! 17 inside 78 outside!

So true!

Thanks Barbara!

Coo! That's going back a bit - and I guess that it would have cost the Earth!

Gotcha!

Imagine putting that in the bathroom filled with ketchup - for unsuspecting guests

And you're really sure that it is extinct???

Riposte!

Sparky!

I see what you did there 2!

Amazing wall art!

Just Wow!!!

I am hoping that the contents are not very dense!

Don't blame you Towser!

Why indeed!

Isn't that an Xray of Homer's head???

Noooooooooo!

Now think about it lads, the helmets must come off!

Towser's loving it - Tibbles - not too sure!

Yes that is a Humpback!!!

Green alternative!

Yes very!

Grandad's imaginary friend!

Would you go kiting?

Now that\s an idea - we have several like that in our road!

OK - Its from the tap!

It is possible that the fence was bent before he arrived!

More fluffy chums fun!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for  Tuesday

Dry through much of the day, with sunny spells and a fresh breeze continuing. Into the evening patchy rain becoming increasingly likely.

Temperature: 9C (Inland) and 9°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-east 13 miles per hour, gusting to 27 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:28

Sunset: 17:48

Moonrise: 08:22

Moonset: 23:41

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.