Tuesday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, Today was good, warm and sunny. With Matt's help we anti fouled the boat's bottom in record time this morning. !t was a record two and three quarter hours. This was mainly because the paint  was warm and flowed easily. Now for your funnies!

The cat said I did what???

The 50th Anniversary of one Giant Blooper!

How public spirited!

Thanks Derek!

Heroic!

It's Universal!

Whoops!

Love the lashes!

Military Humour!

Could be me!

Another Great Truth!

Old Memories!

Do you want to build a snowman?

Grrrrrrrr!

Is this a Paradox???

Oh! Dear! - Looks very expensive!!!

Snow Lady!

Another Juxtaposition!

They are mine - all mine!!!

Away on holiday you buy something to remind you - when you get it home.........!

Weird Review!

Are you doing a naked protest for or against Krispy Kreme???

I am not convinced that your attention is honourable!!!

They make wonderful carpets!

Hmm! It used to be "It must be true I read it in the newspapers" - now it's 100% worse!!!

Enchanting Beluga ballet!

Thanks Klaus!

Yet more Fails!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy with intermittent rain and drizzle for most of the day, turning heavy at times before eventually clearing eastwards overnight. 

Temperature: 13C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-east 7 miles per hour, gusting to 19 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:10

Sunset: 18:02

Moonrise: 14:27

Moonset: 05:44

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another bright and sunny day. In the morning I was pummelled by osteopath Trevor. Later we drove to a supermarket in Walton, and last I walked by the sea pm. All in all quite a busy day! Now for more of your favourite funny bits from around the world!

It's a bit of a squash!

Some nostalgia from Dave - and - Dave!

It doesn't know what you are!

Thanks Geoff!

Call her!

Thanks Jenny!

Wait your turn!

Thanks Robert!

Great Plan!

Thanks again Robert!

Doesn't work!!!

Thanks yet again Robert!

That is so me!!!

Reposte!!!

I could remember dozens - and could dial quicker than with a button phone!

Seems logical!

Some serious Photoshopping going on here!!!

He must have long nails!

Why not take it back???

Good Year - get it????

I don't even try any more!

Canadian Snow persons!

Novel play equipment!

The architect looked at the pile of sandwiches and though er ummm!

He is not impressed with the likeness!

After a day leaping from tree to tree it's nice to have a little break!

Now I don't know much about it but that is a very big horse!

Too many guns in America - and sweetie

 if you fired that you would be out through that wall!

I absolutely hate those things!

And they are taking people's jobs away!

Historic original!

Wow!

Now that is what I would call a LOCOMOTIVE!!!

Sorry but I don't think that he is inside the bubble!

Great advice Helen!

Someone doesn't like Doug!

Tibbles is turning into a Fashionista!

Clever effect!

Blackmailing the Tooth Fairy!

Something's lost in translation!

Yes I would!

That's togetherness!

Wow What a wonderful..............Dog!

Improvised snowman - without going outside!

You didn't think the company name through did you!

Liking the flat hat!

Clever uprooting machine!

Thanks Derek!

Not so clever uprooting machine!

Thanks again Derek!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A chilly start in places, then a dry day with light winds and some hazy sunshine. Feeling mild. 

Temperature: 14C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-east 7 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:12

Sunset: 18:00

Moonrise: 13:13

Moonset: 05:19

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.