Midweek Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, It was another great day, warm and calm. I walked to the beach, and by the time I arrived home I was boiled! Next was a visit to the Health Centre for a check up, and pm we shopped at the supermarket. Now I have done some serious filtering (there's a lot of unfunny stuff out there!) and now present to you the best of the bunch for tonight!

A likely tale!

Those were the days of flower power - Old enough to remember ???

Profound!

Thanks Robert!

Our Chancellor!!!

Thanks again Robert!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Dutch CCTV!

Thanks Adrian!

Yes he is made from pencils!

Thanks derek!

I tried it too!

Thanks Hazel!

The generation gap!

Thanks Vicky!

And then some!!!

Ouch!!!

As my Dad used to say "If wishes were horses then beggars would ride"!

Brilliant!!!

My hand is up!

This is awkward!

I am giggling!!!

Boys! Romping is OK, but not on top of Granny!

I hope that I am a little more prompt!

Good plan!

Another cunning plan!

Loving the Cousins' slogans!

Slinky's ready to go into battle!

Boss with stereo leaf blowers!

Ha ha ha!

They just had to do it!!!

He's only trying to help!

He is just oblivious!

Definitely not fake!

I dare you!!!

Now that's a clever idea!!!

Ooh! I see someone collects old plates!

When you hear rattling at the front door at 3am!

Monsters!!!

Your morning?

Just crazy!!!

Tight squeeze!

James the Photoshop guy is back!!!

This took a minute - its at a show!

Don't look down!!!

Go! Grandad!!!

You could knit a blanket with that!

I don't think they can speak English!

Nut Case???

(It always seems to be Florida!!!)

Spectacular but quite mad!!!

He's my kind of guy!!!

Handsome chap!

He's happy as a pig in Sh*t!!!

Is that you Dave????

Just a chick on a skateboard!

No translation necessary!

Thanks Klaus!

If you love Indian food - look away now!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early mist and fog clearing once again to leave another fine dry and bright day. Temperatures a little cooler than recent days but still warm.

Temperature: 17C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: east 5 miles per hour, gusting to 13 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:54

Sunset: 18:14

Moonrise: 23:59

Moonset: 07:39

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wonderful Spring day, mild and still. I walked to the beach as usual, and later visited the Post Office and the Co-op. I have, with the help of my friends, gathered together more fun stuff for your amusement! Enjoy!

Yes! I can lick my nose!!!

Friends from just across the North Sea - The Locomotions!

The next five are from Derek!

Thanks Derek!

Possibly!

This is the Armadillo girdled lizard

Maybe this is where the dragon legends come from!

Just Clever!

Clever pavement art!

Such a good job it grew like that!

Another Great Truth!

Remember him? He's a meme now!

My hero!

(That's Terry not Death!)

You may be right Jack - it could be him!

We are so gullible!

The Test!

I love this!!!

Definitely Ironic!

More Wisdom!

He hates you!!!

It's bitten - the Cousins can't spell!!!

A- Choo!

Do you have a large family???

If in doubt - it's Oscar Wilde!

Nicely shaped..........dog!

If after several hours this hasn't happened - don't come to me!!!

All eventualities!

Yes it is a pedal bus!!!

(Clever Dutch!)

Ride on Mower only £200!

Tibbles has gone all Gothic!!!

2/10 for inventiveness!

I see that you didn't tie it down!

Photoshopped but never mind!

Up yours too - thieves!!!

This is abuse!

(Funny though!)

They often do this!

What's been seen cannot be unseen!

Yup - You stopped it!

Big Baby!!!

OK - It's his feet! - His feet!!!

When you're fighting knights - be a knight!

Boom Tish!

When the office stapler comes in handy!

And someone won't be able to resist!

That's the way to do it!

Thoughtful Dad!

They may well be right!

Thanks Stuart!

Oh! Dear!

Thanks Klaus!

Fruity man!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A chilly start with slight frost in prone rural spots. Patchy mist or fog until mid-morning, then dry with sunny spells and light winds. Feeling warm.

Temperature: 17C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: east 6 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:54

Sunset: 18:14

Moonrise: 23:59

Moonset: 07:39

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.