Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 25 March 2022

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another Summer like day, warm , but when I walked to the beach there was mist on the sea. We worked in the garden this morning and I went to the post office. PM we slumped in front of the TV. Now once again I have tried hard to bring the best of the bunch for your weekend enjoyment!

Sinister Tap!

Scientific Mysteries!

Naiveté!

Thanks Matt!

Remember her in the Golden Girls?

Thanks Robert!

Keeping it real!

Thanks Vicky!

You know you're getting old when.............!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

Another Great Truth!

When you have a Filling station, and your wife has a Chemist's

Thanks Klaus!

Crash in 3 - 2 - 1.....!

Faster than light!

Boom Boom!

Never more true than today!

Yes definitely shady!!!

The pet rat loves liquorice!

What a good idea!

Do you take your llama everywhere?

Hi I'm a Howitzer!

Someone has a friendly doctor!

Just Wow!

People are not all bad!

Presentation platter for Nutkin!

Many pub owners would love to do this!!!

Seriously - they are deadly Sunbeam!

One felt tip and you can make anything look funny!

They have obviously had damage in the past!

I think that you really didn't mean to do that!

Yes I love it too!

Hey Mandelorean - your Yodas are multiplying!!!

Toys for Boys!

What is wrong with black bread and garlic butter???

Gateway to another dimension!

I hope that your string is strong enough dearie!!!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Truncated Beetle!

Oh! Yes! - at school 1950s

Not really the thing to do but - hey!

The Russian tank commander didn't realise that the tide came up!!!

I think he likes you!!!

Well done!

I would be like that too!

Go paddle boarding they said - it will be fun they said!

The Walmart Cops!

When you know who your real friends are!

Wow a vending machine for guns???

No translation needed!

Thanks Klaus!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry and largely sunny, with any early mist or patchy fog soon clearing. Becoming warm for many places and also breezy along the coast.

Temperature: 16C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:47

Sunset: 18:19

Moonrise: 02:39

Moonset: 09:35

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 24 March 2022

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another day like Summer! I went to the boat early to clean off the Sahara dust. Yes we sometimes get dust plumes from N Africa! It took a while but home to lunch. PM I walked to the beach and there were quite a lot of visitors. Now for more fun stuff which I very much hope will amuse!

Towser makes a fine phone stand!