Tuesday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another grey day, but later pm we did see the sun for a while. I went to the boat and did a few jobs, and pm visited the Post Office. Now I am digging around to get for you the best of the best of the fun stuff on the web.

Meet Battle Kid!

Robots are taking over in the motor industry!

Thanks Derek!

Thesaurus - Ha!

Thanks Derek!

You have to legislate for the Stupid!

A philosophical thought!

Another great Truth!

Naughty carpenter!

The Generation Gap!

I often wondered................!

How appropriate for our times!

Shrek themed wedding!

There is an area of the car park that should be avoided!

Unusual arrest!

Well I never did!

Turbo Toilet!

Nest mask clip!

The last flourish!

It's called refraction!

They will eat anything - even your shoes

 if you stand still long enough!!!

I know how you feel!

Oh! So young!

(I bet Tom's standing on a box!)

Look what the sea did to this shell!

So much effort - was it worth it???

Some very large people!

Asking for trouble!

Lost in translation!

That worked well!!!

At first I thought this was a juxtaposition - but no! 

He's had a very short haircut!

Toady has found that hard drives are nice and warm!

Fritters anyone?

You are asking for trouble there pal!!!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

He's enjoying it!

She however seems a bit nonplussed!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a dull start, it will brighten with showers developing by afternoon. The showers across central and eastern districts look set to be heavy with a chance of thunder. Drier overnight. 

Temperature: 17C (Inland) and 17°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 8 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:23

Sunset: 20:25

Moonrise: 06:30

Moonset: 23:42

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Bank Holiday Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was warmer and still but overcast. I walked by the sea, but for the rest of the day I have to confess that I had a lazy time and didn't do much. I did however dig up a picture or two - just for you!

I is fully waterproof!

Health and Safety eat your heart out!

Thanks Klaus!

Golfer's grip!

Lottery winner!

Be careful a dog with binoculars is guarding your parking place!

Thanks again Klaus!

Stating the obvious!

Oh! Yes we are!!!

Oldie but Goodie!

Hmm! Roughish!

Yes messy!

Ready steady...........!

Thanks Jackie!

Now was he lucky or unlucky???

Oh! No He's launching that boat all wrong!

Real live monster!

I have absolutely no idea what's going on here!

Cow screen!

Weird - trying to be Homer!

He'll take a while to clean himself up!

And now we even have an inflatable church!

I caught a fish and it was - this big!!!

Bwaaaaagh!

Yes they are tummy rubbing a wolf!

Yes you were drunk and here's proof!

He has enough money to eliminate World food poverty - but no!!!

Sting Ray leaping!

I think the Pope is yawning!

No translation is necessary!

Thanks Klaus!

Sleeeeeeeeeep!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly cloudy through the morning with a few outbreaks of rain or showers, though amounts generally small. Some brighter, warmer spells likely by the afternoon. Light winds.

Temperature: 15C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 6 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:25

Sunset: 20:23

Moonrise: 06:07

Moonset: 22:32

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.