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Thursday, 9 June 2022

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a warm sunny day, but it was breezy. My hairy friend Roxy and I walked to the beach, and pm walked again. I went into town to buy a starter for a strip light. Now it is time once again to try to create a new edition of the fun blog. I hope that I shall succeed!





Stylish!









Now for something completely different!


Thanks Klaus!













Moi????


Thanks Carolina!












Another Great Truth!


Thanks Derek!













Those Brits!


Thanks Robert!











Apologies to A.A. Milne!



Thanks Stuart!













With apologies to Kenneth Grahame!


Thanks Vicky!











Yes you are a Coot!















Challenge to Paddington!














Absolute discretion!
















Or Chipolata even!














Godlike!















Spelling Cousins???













Oooh Er!!!













Yet another Juxtaposition!















Not photoshopped!













Oh! No! It's not pal!














Too long under the grill eh lovie???















Tibbles laughs heartily at the cuddly shark!













Masterclass in crawling!












Kennel Super de Luxe!














Even the Amish ignore the crossing lights!














OCD Yes!!!














It's amazing what you spot on the trains!











Today's Joke

De luck of de Irish . . . . .

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft..

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorra,"said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "Tis de nectar of de gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed;,

"Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"













Just a nun horse dealing!












Alcoholic's combination!













Yes it's Lego!!!












Yin and Yang!













Woah!












I hope that it is heated!!!













Awwww!












We aren't nosey - we just need to know what's going on!














Don't tell me that you can fight in that!!!















High speed bread rolls!


Thanks again Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Friday

A bright, breezy day with some good sunny spells and the odd light shower passing through Essex. Temperatures above the seasonal average.

Temperature: 23C (Inland) and 22°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 27 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:38

Sunset: 21:14

Moonrise: 14:46

Moonset: 02:20


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.







Wednesday, 8 June 2022

Wednesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was a mixture of sunshine

 and

 showers, but it was warm. We shopped at one supermarket

 today, and I kept a low profile for the afternoon fiddling with

 photos. Now for more of "Your Usual" which I hope will be fun!











You like cute? - I give you cute!
















The old Dutch Rockers are back!

















Boom Tish!


Thanks Jamie!












Not the sharpest tools in the box!


Thanks again Jamie!












Good News!!!


Thanks Pete!
















Sadistic clock!












As good as a jog!












Spooky doll!














A little encouragement!
















One could say porky!














I have to say chaps that I don't like tongue studs!!!











Who left that lying about???











They are lethal!











I have no idea what's happening here!














He has the power!














Acrophobia is the fear of heights!















Woooo!















Very very fertile!!!














It's supposed to be a pot of gold, not that Towser!!!












Modern Blinkers!













Sneaky plan!

















Makes a change from "Want to see my puppies"!













We've all been here!











Mad duck - must be Dutch!















That's correct!












If you don't have a migraine when you go in - you will when you come out!











Love the Cousins' slogans!













Yes defo bread!












It says "No babes in the trollies!"














Miss Piggy is very impressed!














Yes it is magic!















She turned him into a duck!



















Harwich Weather for Thursday

A bright day for many but some patchy cloud is likely. Generally dry but the odd light shower is possible, particularly into the late afternoon. 

Temperature: 19C (Inland) and 19°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 11 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:38

Sunset: 21:14

Moonrise: 13:28

Moonset: 02:07


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.