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Sunday, 3 July 2022

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a warm, pleasant day, and as usual I walked to the beach, I usually walk 2.6 kms, and by the time I arrived home I was steaming! I spent too long on the computer, and then we watched Octopussy on TV. Now I have  filtered out the dross, and present to you the best that I could find! Please enjoy!





I'm guessing that Tibbles doesn't like pink!









When my wife was little, she would play this in the garden shed on a wind up gramophone!















Nuff said!

Thanks Derek!










Whoops!


Thanks Robert!











Shoes!


Thanks again Robert!











The blue bit!


Thanks yet again Robert!











There should be elephants and a giant turtle underneath!
(Discworld)














Smarter than the average bear - Booboo!















Chew on that Sharks!!!













Realisation!


Thanks Geoff!












Yes it's Jim!


Thanks again Geoff!











Well said Dame Judi!


Thanks Hazel!













Sounds a bit like me!













Googly eyes on a wine tap!
(Could be Shawn the Sheep!)













We live in hope!















Hmmm! And breathe!















Comes up next Tuesday!













Absolutely no idea what's going on here!

Possibly a Triple D!













Towser is proud to have a doppelgänger!












Tibbles Juxtaposition!














These are awful! - But I did snigger a little bit!













Shows initiative!













Duck crossing and the middle one's showing off!













Funnily enough I've one just like that!














No!  Tibbles is not driving!
















I am a bit bemused! One guy with a love doll being passed by a submarine!














Makes a change from Vodka!














What in the name of all that is sane have they been doing here???











Totally preposterous! - But great fun I guess!














Luke - I am your Dad!













Let it pass!


Thanks Sue!










Independence day!














Not in the UK it isn't!
















Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloud will continue to increase during the morning, breaking up to give increasingly lengthy sunny spells by the afternoon. Remaining dry, but rather breezy.

Maximum temperature: 23°C | 73°F

Wind: Westerly, 10 mph, gusting 23 mph

Sunrise: 4:46 am

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Issued: 04:29 BST on Sun 03 Jul 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.




Saturday, 2 July 2022

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was sunny, but the wind continues, we had hoped to have a boat trip, but decided against. We did however clean the boat instead, so we weren't completely unproductive. Now for your fun stuff!





I'm on the lettuce diet.......tomorrow!









As a child I didn't like Mr Pastry, but this clip was his masterpiece! The quality is poor, but it is very old!














Kaboom! Tish!


Thanks Derek!











Think about it!














re Getting up!


Thanks Barbara!














Boom Boom!















Must refer to a man!!!













You can just hear that conversation!














Postit note man........defo beats rock!












Yes! The Cousins seem to be preoccupied with large bottoms these days!














While learning about ladies he munches on his lettuce!














We can all dream!











I'll bet he's still alive!!!












I wonder what it smells of ?















Ladies........this is especially for you!!!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!











Waaaaaaaaay!













Embroidery for our times!

















Lord help us from the Stupid!!!












Another howler!












Another Great Truth!











Tibbles plays at role reversal!















Old and predictable Juxtaposition!














Emergency? Can you please come - we've run aground!















Searching for a collective pronoun for Robots!

Ah! I'm told it's an "Army"!














You show 'em Towser!














Hmmm! Florida - yes!!!












Nothing to say here!












Health and Safety Nightmare!














I don't know!!! (The Gallic Shrug!)














She has seen it all before!




















Harwich Weather for Sunday

Sunny spells and scattered showers locally heavy during the afternoon. Many areas perhaps remain dry throughout. Feeling pleasantly warm.

Maximum temperature: 21°C | 70°F

Wind: Westerly, 9 mph, gusting 19 mph

Sunrise: 4:45 am

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Issued: 06:24 BST on Sat 02 Jul 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.