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Saturday, 9 July 2022

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another hot day, I therefore kept a low profile, as I can't handle the sun any more, unlike in my youth when a tan was obligatory! I spent most of the day making a black anchor ball for the boat, it's a symbol that vessels should show when at anchor. Now for more pictorial fun, just for you!

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You want schmalzy? I have schmalzy!









Andre again with the Anthem of Maastricht

















He didn't say "I resign"! - Beware!













A physical fact!


Thanks Ann!













Religious?


Thanks Robert!













Fear is brown!


Thanks again Robert!














Many of you won't remember Andy Capp!


Thanks yet again Robert!











I am beginning to feel the same Towser!












Gravity takes effect!













I bought one identical, at Woolworths when I was about 11












Spare the rod etc!!!
















The story of my life!

















I wonder to whom they refer???














Wouldn't want them on my pub quiz team!!!














Camouflage!


Thanks Chris!












Can't think of a caption, but crabby is enjoying himself!














This is a Megachile - the largest bee in the World!













In the eyes of Tibbles!
















My hero Eric Hiscock a round the World sailor's motto was
 "Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been"! 
I had that motto on my desk at work!















Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians!

















Many do - at their peril!
















Joke















Melons enhanced by Towser!













He doesn't give a sh*t for anyone!















This was a thing in the late Victorian era!













These are my sort of thing!













Another Health and Safety nightmare!















Now they I believe are Bose noise cancelling headphones!
















Not yet chaps!














Oha! Yesa!














Tibbles has invited the whole family!













Novel Bikini!













More chainsaw art!














Budget Harry Potter fans!















Gary Sinise is a very generous man - he has given millions to under privileged children!














Now that they have blown up the Death Star -
Darth has to ride on the Underground!












Yes! Giant Redwoods are........Giant!!!


















Golden girl Madge can't stand it!















This youngster analyses her!

















HarwichWeather for Sunday

Long spells of sunshine once any early mist or fog soon clears. Feeling very warm or hot with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 28°C | 79°F

Wind: South-easterly, 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

Sunrise: 4:51 am

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Issued: 06:07 BST on Sat 09 Jul 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.



Friday, 8 July 2022

Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day! After a walk and taking the Domestic Goddess for her hairdo, I had a pass out and was able, with Matt's help to go out in the boat. It was a bit breezy, but as it was the hottest day so far, it was good to be out in the bay. Now for more pictures for your weekend fun!




Tibbles - the Buddhist Monk!








Remember this? A new twist on another oldie!
















Love the Cousins' slogans!


Thanks Geoff!












I don't like them very much either!


Thanks again Geoff!











Idiocy is catching!


Thanks yet again Geoff!













Because - Obesity!


Thanks Robert!












Ha ha! Where is it???














Another Great Truth!














Love it!















Joke - What she wants!












Chaps, This is obviously a modern, cheap bit of tat - but Hey!














I really enjoy the soap box Derbys!














Don't know but I'll bet it's South of the Mason Dixon!















A tad fussy for my taste, but.........!











Huge sand art!













That Gentlemen is a Toyota Land Cruiser '98 if I'm not mistaken!












Paddle boarding a la Busby Barclay!












The guy in the gorilla suit can pull!











More atrocious nails, this time Harry Potter themed!!!













Passive aggressive!











You meet all sorts on the Tube!











Oh! R2D2!











Take a melon, carve, add a broom head and Presto! A Centurion!












Greedy little Git!














Obviously he's a Bishop!!!












Here we had a couple called Howard and Hilda!












Is he impaled???











Towser loves his baseball cap!














These cows are on their Hols!











Very Herbidacious!













Tibbles the Mountie always gets his man!













It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good!!!















Just some German food!
(They really know how to eat!!!)



Thanks Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Saturday

Generally cloudy at first, but becoming dry and bright through the morning. Long periods of sunshine and light winds by the afternoon. Feeling very warm.

Maximum temperature: 24°C | 75°F

Wind: Northerly, 11 mph, gusting 21 mph

Sunrise: 4:50 am

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Issued: 06:17 BST on Fri 08 Jul 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.