Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was warm, but humid, and a bit uncomfortable. I walked and it was hot on the promenade. Later I did a few chores, and visited the recycling centre. I am feeling rather old today, because it is Number 1 Son's 52nd birthday! Here are the latest fun bits that I have scoured form the Internet!

Here is a light show on steroids!

Yes Classic!

Thanks Joe!

Days!

Thanks Rosemary!

Rusty Iron Art!

Another Great Truth!

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Oops!

More Wisdom!

Joke 1

Nothing to say here!

Retaliation!

Frustration!

Splat!

They do everything!

Oldie!

Double Standards!

It was - nothing!

Ghosts!

The younger generation!

Trust!

Mr Cool!

Cruel World!

Joke 2

Keep left or port to port???

Meet Bloaterman!

The road line man is drunk!

Renaissance Horoscope!

Where the sun doesn't shine!

I wuv you Mr Farmer!

Tibbles is Spiderman!

That Look!

Hygiene at its' best!

Towser - how did you get inside that???

The traffic guy is at it again - and he is absolutely right!

Floods! But I don't think it's very deep!

Another Juxtaposition!

Funny! We don't have a dishwasher!

One brain cell!!!

Yes! We must go!

Happens to us all the time!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Outbreaks of rain, locally heavy, will gradually ease through the day. Largely cloudy conditions follow, along with the chance of isolated heavy showers breaking out.

Maximum temperature: 25°C | 77°F

Wind: Westerly, 12 mph, gusting 25 mph

Sunrise: 5:19 am

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Issued: 07:33 BST on Sat 30 Jul 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny but comfortable day around 20c. I walked as usual to the promenade, and solved many of the World's problems with my friend John. I then spent most of the morning trying to staunch the cascade coming from the shower waste via the light in the downstair loo! We will test it again in the morning........bowls at the ready! Here are your funnies!

It's OK he isn't impaled!

A little more of Andre!

Contagion!

Thanks Geoff!

Tibbles takes up biking!

Thanks Robert!

Nothing to him!

Thanks again Robert!

The Proof!

Another Great Truth!

Wheeeeeeeeee!

Wondering what will happen when he tries to get on the train!

The Child is a tad upset!

Wishful thinking Pal!

Another Juxtaposition!

Misogynistic twat!

Wow did you see that dolphin jump?    Oh! You missed it - Sorry!

Erotic - but no!

You didn't mention the Darth Vader bit!

New modified US airforce helmets!

Yes he does resemble Parker!

The truth often hurts!

Cowslip is nothing if not determined!

Ha! Did you know that Windows 7 is no longer supported???

Towser tries the seaside peep hole thing!

Hoping that your concrete truck is insured for crossing on the "Ferry"!!!

Is that Supreme Leader Kim???

I guess that your stroll will be leisurely!

Well thanks Mr Delivery man - you were obviously in a rush!

I'm guessing that the sign is unofficial!

Quaint Auto - I hope that it has aircon!

I suggest you get off there pal - or you might just end up in Hell!

Lasagne layers!

(Boom Boom)

I am pretty sure you are not going to slurp!

There's this stuff called Static Electricity!

Swoosh!

I suspect that Hippy's brakes aren't too good!

We can't beat that, but beach huts are going on the Suffolk coast at £60,000!

Buzz is exploring his feminine side!

Don't strike a match!!!

Meet Mr and Mrs Moray eel - Mr Moray is looking a bit frisky!

OK Security - get out of that!

Some people just have to make a statement!

OK it's Lego! - There's no way she's getting in there!!!

How we are viewed in other countries.........

I blame Brexit!

If you do not but succeed - try try try again!

Thanks Klaus!

Surprise Surprise!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a dry and bright start, the cloud will thicken for a time, with an isolated shower possible. Sunny spells develop again later. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 28°C | 82°F

Wind: South-westerly, 9 mph, gusting 19 mph

Sunrise: 5:17 am

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Issued: 06:40 BST on Fri 29 Jul 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.