Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 26 August 2022

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, a bit cooler. I'm a bit late tonight, just home from the boat so short and sweet tonight - Enjoy!

I'm telling you!

Thanks Robert!

Die Donau Blau!

Zzzzzzz!

Thanks again Robert!

Autographs later!

Erotic?........er NO!!!

Lone Ranger lookalikes!

Boom Tish!

Even Uglier!

Joshing with words!

Yes Smile!!!

Yes I know that feeling!

Boom Boom!

I'm with you pal!

Joke

Phew!

Hmm! I think it's better not to!

Dinant - I believe it's in Belgium

Loving the Cousins' slogans!

We've all been here!

Dum Di Dum Di Dum!

Cute face off!

Either a very small house or a very big cat!

Now your mind is saying "What if he really is one!"

Riker - Engage!

Clever art on a plaster cast!

Come on Tibbles - they weren't that bad!

She can't be bothered with him!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any mist or fog clears quickly to give another bright day with light winds but the risk of an afternoon shower in places.

Maximum temperature: 22°C | 71°F

Wind: North-easterly, 9 mph, gusting 19 mph

Sunrise: 6:02 am

Issued: 07:13 BST on Fri 26 Aug 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 25 August 2022

Dear Family and Friends, Today they issued a yellow storm warning, risk of flash flooding, to the West of us some places had 60cms of rain with thunder.......here - a few spits and spots! I didn't accomplish much today except a new light in the loo, but it was so hot I nearly gave up! Now for more fun stuff, just for you!

That feeling!

This guy looks as if he's reading this from an accordion tutor! It sounds quite nice though!

I understand!

Thanks Geoff!

The good old cable tie has manifold uses!

Thanks Jamie!

Artistic augmentation!

Thanks Joe!

I can relate to that!

Thanks again Joe!

Bovine chat up line!

Thanks Rosemary!

The mattress paradox!

Thanks again Rosemary!

Ooh! Do you dare???

Joke

The useless banner guy is back!

Ornithologist!

Oh! Yes!

Ever been had???

Well - what do you know???

Towser about to go on the town!

Fun Fact!

Tibbles exhibits his only talent!

10/10 for ingenuity!

Aqueduct - I believe this one is in Wales

Another Health and Safety issue!

He stole an idea from Star Wars!

Froggy vanity!

Yup!

Covid precautions include you Bruin!

No thanks I've given up!

(Juxtaposition!)

You have to be very best friends to do this!

Wise advice!

Did you know that the Sphinx vapes?

Creepy crawlies can be fun!

Thanks Klaus!

More cuddly chums!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Any early morning mist patches clear to leave good sunny spells. Generally dry but an isolated shower is possible later in the day as cloud tends to thicken.

Maximum temperature: 23°C | 73°F

Wind: North-westerly, 5 mph, gusting 12 mph

Sunrise: 6:00 am

Issued: 06:25 BST on Thu 25 Aug 2022