Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 11 October 2022

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people today! Up at 0430 to take Son and Daughter in Law to Heathrow. Fortunately although the roads were busy, we didn't have any major hold ups. Dropped them off at Terminal 3, and headed back for a snack at South Mimms services, and home by 1145. I walked after lunch but nothing else productive was achieved! Now for some funnies just for you!

Oh! And this is edition 3300!

Noooooo!

The Old Guys are back with an ELO cover!

Parabolic antenna!

Thanks Barbara!

Think about it!

Thanks Derek!

Gourmet Whoops!

Thanks Geoff!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Pete!

One way of looking at it!

Thanks Robert!

An oldie worth showing again!

Thanks again Robert!

Advertising angle!

Thanks yet again Robert!

I'm sorry.......What's wrong with that???

Hmm it will come to you too!

Boring!

Sacrilege?

Just in case......the pillion is carrying a mirror!

The Maestro stated...........!

But - it's the very best thing!!!

Lifers!!!

There's this island where you can swim with pigs...................What???

How appropriate!

Now Tibbles - I think that you are showing off!

The Death Look!!!

Off on your holidays Abe?

Well Dorothy that definitely isn't Kansas!!!

Guessing you're not that bothered then!

My old Mum always said that sitting on damp grass gives you piles!!!

Got it? Got it?

They shall not!!!!

Looks like cardboard!

For a second I thought that was me!!!

Moulting doesn't help either!

Third World HGV!

Inventive Graffito!

It's OK - he's decided you need grooming!

Alien abduction hot air balloon!

Too late matey, our Govt wants to make it class A!!!

Flying toilets.......anyone???

Shot! Sir!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Starting fine but chilly, with sunny spells. Gradually becoming cloudier from the west through the day, although staying dry across the area.

Maximum temperature: 17°C | 62°F

Wind: South-westerly, 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Sunrise: 7:17 am

Issued: 05:44 BST on Tue 11 Oct 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 10 October 2022

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning it rained, but later it stopped, and I was able to walk down to the beach and the sun shone, it was great! I have to confess that apart from that I didn't achieve much, I am hooked on the new Star Wars serial, and I binge watched 3 episodes! Now for more pictorial fun for your delectation!

Shades of our youth in the early '60s!

Where we are heading!!!

Thanks Robert!

Situation normal!

Thanks Barbara!

Two Lessons!

Thanks again Barbara!

Loving the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Geoff!

Everyone has one lurking somewhere!

Mushroom cloud!

Don't subsidise Russia!

Sack the sign man!

Tibbles living the good life!

Oops!

Now that he's big and grumpy they move him like this!

Rôle reversal!

With loads of money - do what you like!!!

Business initiative!

Hmm!

I wonder whether he knows that it's there!

So you see officer..........it happened like this!

True!

Sand sculpture - well sort of!

Not sure if Tibbles is on his way out or in!

Not true - if they're not running it doesn't matter how many you have!

Standards were not so strict back then!!!

The loons in our Govt. want to make it class A.....!

I am already suffering Halloween overload, but I liked this one!

They didn't think it through!

Great riposte!

I wonder where Tibbles could possibly be!!!

Archery a skill to be learned!

I don't think you really wanted to do that!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early mist and fog clear slowly leaving a fine day with light winds and long sunny spells. Cloud will increase during the afternoon but most parts will stay dry.

Maximum temperature: 15°C | 59°F

Wind: North-westerly, 5 mph, gusting 12 mph

Sunrise: 7:15 am