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Saturday, 17 December 2022

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another cold start, -3c, I walked to the beach, and noticed that for the first time this year the yacht pond was partially frozen. I met a cousin and had a good old chat with him, and then returned home to thaw out. Now I have scrapped around in the mire that is the web, and found a few "little gems" - just for you!








It arrives all together!











A little bit of festive André











Open up!


Thanks Geoff!












Go for it Santa!


Thanks Mike!












The siege effect!


Thanks Pete!













Unusual natural effect!


Thanks Sue!













Toot! Toot!















Chubby!

















Love the Cousins' slogans!
















There is dispute about onshore wind???
















That Look!

















One more!!!
















Oh! Yes!
(It's simple maths really!)















Wheeeeeee!















They're looking for talent!
















A librarian with imagination!

















I wonder why???
















Whatever next! - Adult Christmas decorations!


















We all have to!















Is it going in or coming out?















Chance would be a fine thing!














You have to think about this.....
(My guess is that he's standing on the floor!)














Go get 'em Pug!















Disgruntled Easter Islander!















Bwaaaagh! Alien Invaders............Wait a minute!















They didn't think this through!













Huge crime at the Cop Shop!


















A likely tale!















See! They aren't totally useless!!!
















It's Party Time!













Typical!!!




















Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any early freezing fog patches soon clear as the cloud increases. Then becoming windy as occasionally heavy rain spreads eastwards. Much milder with temperatures around average.

Maximum temperature: 6°C | 43°F

Wind: South-easterly, 14 mph, gusting 28 mph

Sunrise: 8:00 am

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Issued: 04:32 GMT on Sat 17 Dec 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.














Friday, 16 December 2022

Your Weekend funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today started with a hard frost, but the sun came out. I walked to the beach, and I don't think the temperature rose above 0c. I spent most of pm hunting for a folder of pictures in my cloud storage, and just couldn't find it! I suspect somehow I have dropped it inside another folder, hey ho! I gave up by dinner time! Here are your funnies!









Original and brilliant!









Tonight we are in the old Wein StÜbe















Tee Hee!


Thanks Maria!














Clever collage of some famous people who have died in 2022


Thanks Mike!











Joke!


Thanks Robert!











Mistake!!!













Understatement!















Boom Tish!













Redneck electric toothbrush!














Gingerbread strife!














Boom Boom!

















Understatement 2!

















Oops!













Sing along!














Hirsute or what???














Thanks Derek!











I don't think they thought this logo through!















He is always talking cr*p anyway!!!












Was this by accident or design???














Meanwhile in Walmart - another form of covid protection!















Fun fact No. 437














Theres an unwanted guest in our group!














Another Great truth!












You're using the wrong chat up line pal!
















There are tattoos, and then there are TATTOOs!!!

















Tonight's philosophical thought!












Hi Back!














Fun fact No. 438
















Not quite a Marilyn moment!












It's Party Time!














Goaaaaaal!
















Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry and very cold at first, with any freezing fog patches only slowly clearing. Becoming milder during the afternoon with increasing cloud.

Maximum temperature: 4°C | 39°F

Wind: Southerly, 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Sunrise: 8:00 am

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Issued: 07:48 GMT on Fri 16 Dec 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.