Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 10 January 2023

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a generally wet and windy day, so I stayed indoors. We had a busy time replacing several lights changing from halogen to LED, thankfully we have now finished. PM we are binge watching Tourist, gritty but well made! Now for a bit more pictorial fun!

It's a dog's life!

I think it was '60 that a gang of us saw the Everly Brothers perform in Ipswich

The next seven are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

Cheeky boy!

Beer vision!

Mc everything!

Jealousy!

Never the right number!

Thanks also to Jamie!

Splat!

I do!!!

Me too pal!

Suspicion!

Shut up Darth!

The next little group of classics was sent by Stuart

Thanks Stuart!

You have to be a rather old Trekkie to get this!

Kaboom!

Memes rule!

There must be a joker in the house!

(Possibly a constipated one!)

I often wondered..............!

Dolly's cup!

I do believe that the notice is in Elvish!

Flexible is the word!

Maybe a cat - more likely a raccoon!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Brighter but colder and windy, with some sunny spells but also scattered blustery showers. These showers are most numerous during the afternoon with a risk of hail and thunder.

Maximum temperature: 10°C | 50°F

Wind: South-westerly, 15 mph, gusting 33 mph

Sunrise: 8:01 am

Issued: 04:20 GMT on Tue 10 Jan 2023

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 9 January 2023

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was bright but with a chill NW wind. We shopped and later I visited the Health Centre for prescriptions. Later I walked to the beach, and it seemed less windy than recently. Now I have been digging about on the web for new fun stuff - especially for you!

The flat bread is surprised too!

Remember "Holiday" with Cliff Michelmore ? - This was the signature tune

Sound thinking!

Thanks Barbara!

Wise Words!

Vrooooom!

Me too ladies!

Boom Tish!

A Toast!

Worse than.....!

Humans do have their uses!

Imaginative!

Strange but true!

I am sure that little figure in the background

is playing tennis!

You must be a certain age to get this!

Stick googly eyes on anything and it's funny!

Nesting!

Star Wars Totem!

A Huge Murmuration!

As a Grammar Nazi this is wrong in so many ways!

Keep going matey!

You never never know!!!

Some people may buy these, but I know people with legs that shouldn't!

I know what you're expecting!

Thanks Klaus!

Squirrel with 9 lives!

Sunday, 8 January 2023

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started bright but windy and cool. I walked to the beach, and then pottered on the computer. Later I did some electrical work, we are changing some of our lights to LEDs.This took a while, and I ended being somewhat hot and bothered, and recuperated by watching Indiana Jones in the afternoon. Now for the fun stuff!

I am not disgruntled - I am gruntled!

Another "Blast from the Past!"

Very simple but somehow elegant!

Ooh! You're in deep trouble pal!!!

Hopefully a typo!

Oh! Yes!

Quite mad but clever!

Dark humour!

Do Do Do Do - Do Do Do Do!!!

Oh! Yes! Please!

Oh! I thought I saw an intruder!

It takes all tastes!

She used her initiative!

Avatar in balloons!

When he came round from the anaesthetic he though he was seeing things!

Pug sandwich - anyone?

Young lady, before you start posing, you should tidy your tatty room!!!

Carried with pride!

Nessy puts on an appearance!

When English is not your first language!

I don't often say this.........but WTF!!!

There are skills, and then there are heavy skills

Harwich Weather for Monday

Rather cloudy with isolated blustery showers through the morning, then sunnier spells developing in the afternoon, although still feeling cold. Staying breezy but dry during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 9°C | 48°F

Wind: Westerly, 14 mph, gusting 28 mph

Sunrise: 8:03 am

Issued: 06:36 GMT on Sun 08 Jan 2023