Old Git's Funnies

Thursday, 9 November 2023

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was our 55th Wedding Anniversary, so we had a visit to one of our nearby garden centres for a snack, and bought a few things for the garden. Home again and time for me to dredge the nether regions for more funny fodder - just for you!

Never Forget!

Thanks Hazel!

More from the Good 'Ol boys down South of the Mason Dixon!

Someone unkindly said "If you can't afford a car buy a Ford!"

Thanks Ann!

She sometimes disappoints!

Thanks Barbara!

How in the Hell? - Must have been a very high tide!

Thanks Sailor Bert!

Stuck!!!

Thanks Stuart!

Boom Tish!

Thanks again Stuart!

Only 46 Days!!!

Thanks yet again Stuart!

When you see it!!!

Thanks Robert!

We understand!

Thanks again Robert!

Venn!

Not best pleased!

Topical wall art!

Liar Liar!

I understand I am one such!

Oops!

Only 46 days!

Granny's going Hulk!

When you see it 2!

Grim!

Constable, I don't think that's going to work!

Stating the "B" obvious!

Instead of taking photo's why not wash it off!

One can only dream!

The old adage!

Loo for Petrolhead!

Maybe like me you think that orange fake leather trim is a bit naff!

Your tubs need watering!

Oh! Lord - where to start!

Towser really has had enough!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 8 November 2023

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was almost continuous rain, and therefore we kept a low profile. I spent too much time on the computer, mainly sorting photo's. Hoping for less rain tomorrow, I have found more stuff for you with the help of my friends, which I hope you will enjoy!

Before you ask - it could be but this isn't me!

Tonight I might just make you cry!

I dare not agree with this!

Thanks Stuart!

Boom Tish!

Thanks again Stuart!

Problems!

Thanks yet again Stuart!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. That bitch Suella Braverman has stolen our tent!"

Thanks even yet again Stuart!

Boomus Boomus!