Old Git's Funnies

Thursday, 23 May 2024

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It started grey, but soon cleared. it was cool with a fresh breeze. We did chores in the garden and house, and later I visited the pharmacy to collect our prescriptions. PM we started to watch an action movie, but soon decided that it wasn't for us, so reverted to 3 episodes of Mr Monk! Now for your funnies!

Thanks Robert!

I do like a (Huge) Choir!

Pop!

Thanks Barbara!

We never use ours!

Thanks again Barbara!

"O" Level physics test!

Thanks Geoff!

Might even be Roman!!!

Thanks again Geoff!

Come on in!

Thanks Robert!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks again Robert!

Just the one!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Oldie but Goodie!

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious... Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates." About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." He sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your son. Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Mom.

Thanks Stuart!

To be frank............!

Ha Ha Ha!

See the similarities???

Boom Tish!

Come on boys.........It's her elbow!!!

Got to love him!

Hoping to avoid mutations!

Perfect!

Not the best sales pitch!

Mark Z infers you don't have a life!!!

How would you like to live perched?

In Aisle 5 - Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

This is a form of stealing!

I'll swear this easy chair is from the 40s or 50s!

This darned TV has gone wrong...............but wait!

Concerning the rapid cooling of eclairs!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Wednesday, 22 May 2024

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained heavily first thing, but by the time we left home it had stopped and we did have a few short bursts of sunshine. We went to the supermarket to shop for essentials. PM we ploughed on with Mr Monk, he is very irritating but also funny most of the time! Now for the very latest fun stuff - just for you!