Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 24 July 2024

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a good one. We had a boat trip, and took my friend Geoff, who hadn't been afloat for a very long time. We visited the seals and there were several to be seen, mainly in the water. There was more wind that was forecast, but not strong enough to stop us. After lunch when we were back home we watched a movie "Keeping Mum", a comedy with moments of horror. Now here are your funnies!

Ooh! Arr! Me Hearties!

I often feel this way!

Thanks John C!

Good morrow,! For the full humour you need to read this very carefully....... . A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey on its way to Rhosllannerchrugog in Wrexham, when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei. The emergency operator asks the bystander, “What happened?” He replies, “It’s hard to say.”

Thanks Stuart!

Bono has made a German pub!

Boom Tish!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Now you didn't really think this through did you???

Still loving the Cousins; slogans!

His Mother was his Sister and his Son was his Brother!!!

Maybe it was me......... but wait, I was an only child - defo me!!!

I could dial quicker than I could use button phones!

Tempus Fugit!

Tonight's Wisdom!

Really? - I mean really?

"Sh*t! Incorrect password - please try again!

Thanks Klaus!

That long???

Regarding Meat!

Deep diving suit from before WW2!

You know this!

Tibbles - living the good life!

And your maximum speed is?

Zone of Peace!

To quote my hero Oscar Wilde on his death bed.

His last words were "Either that wallpaper goes or I will!

Grandpa! We are finally on holiday!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Tuesday, 23 July 2024

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained early, but then slowly improved, with a bit of sun late. This morning I had a new battery installed in my phone, also visited the Post Office and the Co-op. PM we watched the last 3 episodes of "Dexter". We must now search for a new series of crime or spy movies. Now the blog is all prepared, all I need now is to hit the publish button and you will be able to see it............

I do like a flash mob - this one is from Galway!

Just a suggestion!

Thanks Robert!

Always a plus!

Thanks again Robert!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks yet againRobert!

A Northern Wedding!

At a Wedding Ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The silence was broken by a beautiful young woman walking toward the front of the church, carrying a child in her arms. The atmosphere turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen wondered how to help save the situation. The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward my dear..??? What do you have to say..?" The woman replied, "We can't hear nowt at the back."

Thanks Stuart!