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Wednesday 24 July 2024

Midweek Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was a good one. We had a boat trip, and took my friend Geoff, who hadn't been afloat for a very long time. We visited the seals and there were several to be seen, mainly in the water. There was more wind that was forecast, but not strong enough to stop us. After lunch when we were back home we watched a movie "Keeping Mum", a comedy with moments of horror. Now here are your funnies! 




























Ooh! Arr! Me Hearties!












I often feel this way!


Thanks John C!















Good morrow,!  For the full humour you need to read this very carefully....... . A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey on its way to Rhosllannerchrugog in Wrexham, when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei. The emergency operator asks the bystander, “What happened?” He replies, “It’s hard to say.”

Thanks Stuart!


















Bono has made a German pub!














Boom Tish!


















Love the Cousins' slogans!
















Now you didn't really think this through did you???

















Still loving the Cousins; slogans!


















His Mother was his Sister and his Son was his Brother!!!















Maybe it was me......... but wait, I was an only child - defo me!!!
















I could dial quicker than I could use button phones!














Tempus Fugit!













Tonight's Wisdom!




















Really? - I mean really?


















"Sh*t! Incorrect password - please try again!


Thanks Klaus!












That long???













Regarding Meat!



















Deep diving suit from before WW2!


















You know this!















Tibbles - living the good life!















And your maximum speed is?
















Zone of Peace!


















To quote my hero Oscar Wilde on his death bed. 
His last words were "Either that wallpaper goes or I will!


















Grandpa! We are finally on holiday!



Thanks again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Thursday


Thanks BBC!



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Thanks for calling by!


Richard.





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