Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had a fairly frantic day in amongst the computers today, things don't always go to plan, and have just extracted a Hard drive from a netbook, which involved taking out the motherboard!

So I'm turning my back on them for the evening, and am now ferreting around for more fun material, just for you...

Oh and by the way today is England's Patron Saint's day

St. George

Huzzah for England - Thanks Mags!

Car wash baby!

Thanks Klaus!






Pancakes? I love pancakes!

Thanks Shlomo (IL)




Chaps........Feeling a bit inadequate?

Student's Future

Thanks Mags!

Chaps, never, ever mess with a porcupine!!!

Oh look! At this wedding it's snowing champers!

Not sure what's going on here, but it's

unlikely to end well !

And soon you will be a man my son!

Just think about it 7-Eleven!

The guys at the computer shop really do have a sense of humour!

Now that's balls!

Ello Ello Ello - whats all this then?

I couldn't agree more!

I have to say that I think you might have just given that a tad too much top!

Not much to say here........

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Please don't try this at home!

Thanks Derek!







You like Schmalz? - I give you Schmalz - and yodelling lessons too!

Thanks Klaus again!




Last but not least - one for my generation
Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Friday

The last of the dry and settled days, but with more cloud around than recently. Winds will be a light Southerly, so a warm feel to the afternoon. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.44 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Here's a bit of news, thanks to you we just passed 123,000 hits on our little blog! Now it's time for me (and helpful friends) to present for you yet another "Cavalcade of Crap" Please enjoy!

Expect the unexpected!

Thanks Klaus!





I could never swing....this guy does!

Thanks Martin!

Gallery

Those old Dutchies know how to keep a buck!

The Tellytubbies know how to pull!

As I have said many times.....too many guns in America!

Never text while driving!

Baby Photobomb!

Wedding cake - in the best possible taste!

Just between us...

Isn't that a Belgian Waffle under there?

This man is the ultimate in cool!

Can they look guilty? - Yes they can!

Thanks Klaus - again!



John's Joke
Thanks John!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A somewhat cloudier day overall, though still dry and bright with some sunny spells developing, particularly during the afternoon and early evening. Light North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.46 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hello all, we're back, our guests returned to Hamburg today, and we are now able to continue with the Blog. It's a mixed bag tonight because I haven't had time to search so here's what I have "In stock"...

Playing with fire - or One born every minute!

Thanks Klaus!






Boobies Prank!

Thanks Klaus 2 !

Gallery

Typical Marilyn!

I can't think of a thing to say about this!

Typical Ausrtralian Golden Wedding - Tank!

Very clever but continuing work!

Yes Boys will be boys

Thanks Klaus!

Just do it!

Thanks Michelle

Boom Boom!

He knows how to pull!

Whoops!

Philosophical thought for today!

No No No! Silly - It's the sofa!

Prosaic eh?

Thanks Robert! (F)

Jokes

Thanks Chaps! - Loads tonight BTW!

It's German but you'll get it!

Thanks Klaus - again!

Sucking pig - or something!

Thanks Klaus - yet again!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

The dry and settled theme is set to continue, but it may turn a little cloudier during the afternoon from the North. Light North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.48 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  Another busy day, car in for new brake pads, shopping for food, and taking neighbour to the Medical Centre, what a life!

So here are my last Funnies for a week or so, please enjoy!


Sorry, no clips tonight, my broadband is running too slowly to download. There are cable problems in the street I shall be remonstrating with British Telecom in the morning

Gallery

Oh yes meet our new Au Pair!

Play on words......tee hee!

Thanks Carolina (BR)

I think I understand what they mean but my mind says something else!

Thanks Martin! (IL)

Yet another First World problem

A wedding in the best possible taste!

The Intrepid Adventurers set forth!

Oh! Our language is so rich!

Tiger nipple tweak

Newly wed, nothing changes!

Oh! Sh*t - I forgot my panda suit!

Mancave -

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Chaps did you know that today is International Perky Bottom Day?

Neither did I !

Example 1

Example 2

Example 3 (Stereo bums!)

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Fairly cloudy at first, but increasing amounts of sunny spells should develop through the day. Feeling very warm in the afternoon sunshine and only light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.05 am Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.