Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This will be the last blog until after Christmas, so to all our friends and contributors from far and near, we wish you all a very Happy Christmas and a Healthy and Peaceful New Year! Thanks as always!

Christmas in Malaysia

Schmalzy but Hey! It's Christmas!

Thanks Klaus!











Yum Yum!

Spot the odd one out!

Great Restaurant!

They were feeding they ducks - so he pretended to be a duck!

Fun statue by Frederik Raddum

Mother daughter bonding!

Canine Nativity

Tee Hee - love the disclaimer!

Hey Newton, you know that gravity thing?
Pah!!!

New craze - Piling up stones!

Not a statue, but an abandoned water park!

Meet the Pangolin Lizard

Now a little Pastiche "At the Airport"

Sorry! More lights,
The last I promise!

Harwich Weather for Sunday
(Christmas Eve)

Again breezy and generally cloudy, although dry for most. Bright spells are most likely through the morning, although a few spots of light drizzle are also possible.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks for your support for the year!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The countdown to Christmas is on! The town centre today was total chaos. They are repairing the road near the High St, this in turn has blocked off both car parks. The market blocks off another section of the street, so nowhere to park, and hundreds of grumpy shoppers. I am very pleased that I don't need to go out again until after the Big Day!

Here are your Funnies

Christmas hair!

Lights from Nashville

There are other ways!

Girls on top?

Cheesy!

Thanks Martin!











This hit and run idiot, didn't notice that he left his bumper behind
 - complete with registration plate!

Boys will be boys!

This VHS has the cast of Cheers to show how to use Windows 95!

Another Great Truth!

SpaceX then, and 15 years later!

Hippos' start

If you thought airbags were soft cuddly cushions -
think again!  At least he's alive!

Photobombed by a turtle

Tibbles looks very serious as he takes his first animal selfie!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!









Go on! Admit it - we all do it!

Some cats are smarter than others!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another largely cloudy, but predominantly dry day. A little more breeze than recent days with the best chance of any brighter spells across Central and Eastern districts of Essex. 

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

My Weather station live

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very grey day. Dog walked when the rain stopped. Expedition to the post office, otherwise fiddling with computer. Now I will do my best as usual to entertain, just for you!

Coming through re-entry was the most challenging bit!

More lights!

This rubbishy waxworks seems to have Trump mixed up with Hillary Clinton!

Up undercarriage! Boofles clears the drain!

He left some decorations outside, when he went out that night -
 he nearly scared himself to death!

Pay peanuts - you get monkeys!

He gave this deer a biscuit, about half an hour later he returned
with his whole family!

What's the difference between a Piano, a Tuna and a Pot of Glue?

How about a Gingerbread Imperial Star Destroyer?

Makes you think doesn't it?

This placemat seems to bend space-time!

When the first version of Halo was released, this guy had his  signed by Bill Gates.
That was the only one that was ever signed!

Ooh! - Ballerina legs!

They bought the dog a larger bed, look what they found in it a little while later!

This morning he looked out and thought that his dog was looking a bit odd!

This thoughtful newspaper has left two pages that can be used as wrapping paper!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Er Fred - I think that we should move now!

Arggggggggh!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Patchy rain and murky conditions to start, but this slowly clearing to give a dry, mild, but rather cloudy day across Essex with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My weather station live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.