Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 16 May 2026

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was OK. They warned of rain, but we had none. I walked to the beach, and the sun was warm but moderated by the chilly NE wind. I earned a brownie point or two sweeping yet more leaf material in the garden, and after lunch we indulged in the blood and thunder that is 'Criminal Minds'. Now for more pictorial fun encapsulated in my latest blog. Please enjoy!

This must be AI, but I don't care, because this resonates with me;

it's the first tune I learned on the harmonica at the age of 6!

Nudity eh?

Thanks John!

Stating the obvious!

The buffalo has a little cleaner!

Taking gaming to the next level!

Have a wreck? - Make a caravan!

Disposaphobia, the irrational fear of throwing things away

or a dirty git!

Unusual, but I don't want one!

They would have to put the door there!

Hentai fan!

Juxtaposition!

There's a bear in aisle 7!

R2 is adapted as a barman!

There's an island in the Caribbean where you can swim with pigs!

She seems pleased with her doughnut!

Yes! The model looks very like the little meme girl!

Ha! That's very protective!

We do pal!

Water and electricity do not mix well!

Ba-dum tss!

Although the Oktoberfest is long gone, the fun continues!

Grow your own greens!

You are a better man than me, Gunga Din!

Ignition!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Friday, 15 May 2026

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today showers were forecast, but fortunately none arrived (so far). I walked to the beach, and the visibility was very clear, and I saw several ships and yachts. Returning home, I had a foray to the post office, and fortunately, it was not crowded. Later we carried out a chore that I don't particularly enjoy: vacuuming the dust bunnies from under the bed. A little 10-minute job that took at least half an hour; job done! Now for a bit more fun stuff for your weekend!

From our friends across the sea

(It's a bit of a squeeze in the narrow streets)!

Hissy isn't hungry – he hasn't eaten the girl!

Novel patio heater!

Would you? - with this geezer?

Novel chainsaw art!

Hey, that isn't even Liverpool!

He's so into the game that he has to be Attila!

Is it you or Towser flying the plane???

Careful, Chainsaw Man – trees can be very dangerous!

Hmm, not very often seen – Towser up a tree!

Wow! A fire tornado!

Perhaps a coat would have been easier!

This took a moment!

Frustration!

Spooky toilet!

Captain America takes on - another bloke!

Just a sec, Bert; I have nearly finished fixing Mrs Brown's broadband!

Pasta art?

Novel Best Men!

Did you know how heavy chain mail is?

Eye-watering!

Steady! One slip and – disaster!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Thursday, 14 May 2026

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery day. After breakfast, I took Lola out for a walk. We had just moved outside, and the heavens opened, and we were soaked! We didn't walk very far, I must confess! Matt returned at lunchtime to collect her, and in the PM we watched yet more 'Criminal Minds'. During the afternoon we had a short visit from an old friend, and it was nice to catch up. Now for the fun stuff!