Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was very windy today, gusting 40 knots! I visited a friend about 3 miles away and we had torrential rain, when I arrived home Helen had none!

I hope that you enjoy the little melange tonight!

That moment when you realise that you may
 have committed a booboo!

German advert!

Thanks Derek!











Mondays!

When you're cute - you get away with it!

Another Great Truth!

An experience!

Don't!!!

Today is the start of the open zucchini season!

Thanks Ann!











Why are humans like this????

Thanks again Ann!












So you think you're cute until you take a selfie at the wrong angle and look stupid!

I agree!

Renaissance in the workshop!

Stern warning!

Thanks Richard!










This old people's home is really cool!

Fake photo without resorting to Photoshop!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mainly dry day is expected with sunny spells. Breezy with strong and gusty winds near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day, sun and clouds, worked in the house this morning after my walk. Now we had to shut all doors and windows, as there is a huge bad egg stink coming up from the seafront! - better get on with the funnies then!

Observation test How much money is on the pavement?

Thanks Klaus!

Let's go fishing they said - it will be fun they said!!!

Thanks again Klaus!

A quick joke from Derek!

If ever you think your job is pointless just remember there's a man employed by BMW to put indicators in their cars!

Thanks Derek!









Get a laptop they said - don't need one he said!

1970s "Joint" Wedding!

Stage struck!

It has left us for now!

Necessity is the mother of........etc......Love it!

Two Knights of the British realm!

We don't really need to know that!

You can't do without one!

Thanks Geoff!










Oh! Tree!

The trees show how enormous the sand dune is!

This looks creepy! The teacher put pupils' pictures on the places where they had planted seeds!

Seen in Salt Lake City UT

Chinese proverb!

Friends!

The pony doesn't like that!

Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Broken cloud will produce scattered showers, but also some brighter spells. Showers will be heavy and perhaps thundery at times. Windy.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C
Wind: South 23 mph, gusting 40 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is a different day all together today. I walked and was almost rained on, but dodged the raindrops. Enjoyed an invigorating trip to the recycling centre - what a life we do lead! Now for more pictorial fun!

Bwaaaaaah!

Boys and their toys!

How very appropriate!

Not any more!

I need these!

Also many more improvisations!

Who will inherit the throne!

Under certain circumstances, could be useful!

After the Rees Mogg diktat, I have certain sympathies!
Our language certainly is evolving!

Or you could just pull it up!

I think that this is a wonderful picture. It's of Shuttle Discovery docking with the ISS in 2005
There's no up or down in space!

140 million year old dinosaur femur found in France!

Every year that passes I think that he looks younger and younger!

Stress!!!

Thanks Jackie!










Engrish again!

Third world airline!

This bath is made from one solid lump of quartz

We've all been here - Sauron!

When you get a lip job, it takes time to enunciate!

Stephen has a jolly good old laugh!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and fine day with plenty of bright or sunny spells. Light winds for most with temperatures around average for the time of year.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Ah! Much cooler today, back down to 20c, normal for us at this time of year. it is raining however, so no walkies....maybe later! Now more pictures, I am publishing early, as we are with friends tonight.

Hope you enjoy them!

Yesterday's ladies were good, maybe these are better?

Duh!

They bought an old hair dyer at a boot sale, then they created a 50s classic!

Ha ha!

Yes they are his daughters!

Necessity is the Mother of invention!

Whitey Duh!

Interns with too much time on their hands!
(Look like rubber bands!)

The state that we are now in!

This Mammoth skeleton recently found, and perhaps a million years old
 is the largest found so far!

Yes Weird!

Only in Oz!

Now for a little collection of pictures that I call 
Revenge against arrogant parking!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any rain clearing away through Sunday to leave mainly dry conditions with sunny spells. Feeling less humid.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C

Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.