Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quieter day today, apart from a visit to the Post Office and nearby Co-op we just pottered indoors. Now I have plenty of fun stuff with which to amuse my loyal viewers, with a little help from my friends of course!

We all do it!

Ok - It is Halloween after all!

Thanks Gloria!











Another problem of the age!

Down Under!

Generally speaking!

Time to go home!

The true nature of babies!

Another Great Truth!

Nothing to say!

I feel good!

Disgruntled!

Ha Ha!

I don't really like journalists, but this is quite good!

Seasonal Spirit!

Thanks Geoff!










Selfishness abounds!

Thanks again Geoff!













Logical analysis!

Thanks Robert!











Occupational Hazard!

Hanging out to dry!

Thanks Susi!











Me too!

Thanks again Susi!









Like the carrot and stick!

Thanks Klaus!











This one is strictly for the boys!

Thanks again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy with further outbreaks of rain and drizzle expected. Perhaps drier for a time during the afternoon, before heavy showers spread eastwards later. Remaining windy, but turning milder.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day although cold. We worked in the garden, and then I sampled the joys of the recycling centre. Now this is I'm afraid done in haste, as I am out tonight with the boys! Still too many Halloween things, I had to let a few through!

I think it's normally a hedge!

Worth a try!

Thanks Derek!











T shirts from old plastic bottles!

Ha Ha Ha!

That's me!

I am a hero in odd jobs!

Remember the Brexit 50p coins? They are to be "recycled" - maybe to these?

Yes bad idea!

This took a minute!

Joke's on you aliens!

It says "In a Diesel free zone, the Fire Brigade test out the alternative"!

Thanks Klaus!










Er?

This old loco is still lying in the Hejaz desert,
where Lawrence of Arabia blew it up before WW1

We know the feeling!

Thanks Rosemary!










Nice!

Alternative mounting!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

After a chilly start, it should be dry with some sunshine for most and strong coastal winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: East 9 mph, gusting 19 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was aged neighbour to supermarket day. Confusion at the Parkeston roundabout with ambulance and 2 fire engines. Smashed up car, but couldn't see much as I was driving. Fortunately all clear when we returned. The Internet is swamped with Halloween costumes at the moment. I don't like them, but I have picked out a few to amuse. Enjoy!

It says "Ladies Parking"!

I am ashamed to say I cannot do this!

Thanks Klaus!

Serves him right!

Objectifying men!

Gone fishin!

Love the Cousins' Slogans!

That conditioned reflex!

Oldie but goodie - at least 10 years old!

Boozy Tibbles!

Who likes Algebra?

Gosh I am magnificent!

A thing of beauty!

Sick - but I did snigger!

International!

Saturday Night - Sunday Morning

Clever "Tired Mum" costume!

Serves you right for spending 6K on that!!!

Derek's Joke

Derek's Other Joke

Thanks very much Derek!

Speeded up - but very clever!

Thanks again Klaus!

It seems that he isn't looking!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry and bright with sunny spells developing. Cloud spreads from the South-West overnight with patchy rain by Thursday morning.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: East 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice bright morning again, fresh but with light wind. I walked as usual, and we visited the Health Centre (Routine) and shopped for groceries, last stop the Post Office. Now I have collected a pile of stuff which I hope will amuse!

Polish folks' idea of Halloween costume - 
do they get it ?

Wait for it............!

Thanks Klaus!
















Hears loud swallowing sound!

I can sense irony here!

The Californians are entering the spirit during the power cuts!

There is a reasonable explanation!

And they've blown it again tonight!

In Sweden they have handles for cyclists to hold at the traffic lights!

It says
"Can you cure my troubles?"  "Sorry I don't have enough time in the office!"

Thanks again Klaus!











No not the entrance to Rivendell - it's the Multnomah Falls Oregon!

Don't we all?!!!

Thanks Robert!











Revenge!

Thanks again Robert!












Logical!

Thanks Again Robert!










Yes it does, but wait -
isn't the one on the right Mr Data?

Meet Optimus Prime's New Competition -
Amazon Prime!

Good Boy!

Cosplay on the cheap!

OK! You want to pass?

Thanks Klaus!










Do you think that she's cracking walnuts?

Thanks Again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a chilly start, sunshine and isolated showers expected. Showers tending to die away later, allowing a patchy grass frost to develop overnight.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.