Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery day, and I didn't go for a walk until after lunch. I fiddled around with my other blog, and added a new page, see link below if you like the sea! Now for your Funnies!

If you torture your robot it may start the robot revolution!

Some of you will remember Buster Keaton - if you're really old!!!

Those plants - aren't they...............?

Boom Boom!

Clever ruse!

That's Grotesque!

That's a really weird beast!

It this Photoshop filters or a real work of art???

Oh! That's how it's done!

Ah! He's at that place everyone wants to see

 but I don't think I could manage the hills!

Just a mouse on a skateboard!

Only a cardboard Lamborghini!

Hi Freddie!

Amazing snow sculpture!

If you like boats and the sea, try my other blog

A bit tacky but clever too!

Amazing sculpture!

And yes it is a computer!

The fortune cookie you didn't want!

Tibbles can scare the sh*t out of you!

Now when you get out in the night for a pee.........

A new angle to persuade!

I hate when they say "Way back in the Naughties"!!!

Towser's retirement - Good boy!

Work of art Sir!

If you wait you will get it!

Is that you Adam - from Mythbusters???

Ha Ha ha!

Another Great Truth!

He knows how to handle you matey!

I wonder how long Towser stayed like that???

Love the Cousins' Slogans!

Thanks Susi!

Hazel's Joke

Big People Words

A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the Nursery.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

'I went to visit my Nana'.

No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.

Use 'Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.

She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.

You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

'I read a book' he replied.

That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.

'What book did you read?'

Alex thought real hard about it,

then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said:

“Winnie the SHIT”

Thanks Hazel!

Pure bliss!

That you Big Bird?

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright day with sunny spells developing once early cloud breaks. Still rather breezy across southern and eastern districts. Feeling a little warmer than recent days.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:50

Sunset: 20:58

Moonrise: 19:51

Moonset: 04:23

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.