Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Funnies on this Sunday

Dear Family & Friends, So the Weekend comes to an end..what will the new week bring? I hope to be able to keep your spirits up with more pictorial effluent.

1. We had a storm but nothing like This!

2. You would think that they had better things to do in the office...Beanbag explosion

3. He's going nowhere! Gull on and escalator

Gallery

No Bum cleavage here!

Nothing to say here

Oh look - a Lada! - Don't see many of them any more!

Philosophy

I can't think of a collective pronoun for this lot!

I the best possible taste!

If you look very carefully you can see the village at the end of the fjord

Great thinking!

Joke Central

John's Joke 1

John's Joke 2

John's Joke 3

Great Job John!

More failure...

Harwich weather from my home instruments...

Forecast for Monday

Showers, cool Max 11c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family & Friends, Here's hoping that your Weekend is going well! All is quiet in Harwich, with the exception of a Military Chinook buzzing around all afternoon!

Here are my most recent attempts to amuse...

1. This from Gloria, a Polar Bear, boards a yacht for food... these guys are stupid - he thinks that THEY are His Lunch!!!

2. This from Geoff....hold your nose this is the

Crapper Mapper!

3. More silliness... Japanese Moneybox

Thanks Both!

Gallery

Oh! Yes! - It is approaching :-)

Well I guess it's another sales opportunity!

In Hungarian it says "Who says Mothers in Law can't park!

Also in English from Geoff - Thanks!

Won't look!

This from George Takei (Mr Sulu)

Oh my Lord!

Health and Safety goes mad - again!

Old but still relevant

Joke Central

John's Joke 1

John's Joke 2

John's Joke 3

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

A few more words of wisdom from the QI elves

Sorry girls - just had to show!

Thanks Klaus oder Claudia (ich vergess alles!)

Harwich weather for Sunday

Sunny spells Max 10c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 1 November 2013

Funnies on this Friday

Dear Family & Friends, Another Weekend awaits, a new month... what will it bring? Who knows, but if I can, it will bring you yet more pictorial and video fun! Please enjoy!

1. We found mice in our garage the other day - Persistant little beggars aren't they!

2. These kida dance just like little Ninjas

3. I would love to see New Zealand! Here's a pilot's

eye view

I will show you youngsters how it's done!

Gallery

Very safe!

Now for some acrobatics!

Nice cake - not sure what that thing is when I see them they're usually singed!

Diving in 'merca

I don't think translation is necessary here!

Thanks Klaus!

Yes I am old school!

OMG!!!

Joke Central

John's Joke

Claudia's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Cool Oldies - I wish!

Thanks Val !

I tried not to giggle when I watched this...

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloudy rain possible late PM Max 14c

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Funnies for Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends, before we get Funny.....a word of caution...

You may have heard of "CryptLocker" - this is the latest from a long line of so called Ransomware. With my techy hat on I had words with collegues today and would warn you as friends to please beware. This Worm arrives as an E-mail attachment and the attachment is a Zip file. If you receive a mail with a zip file attachment delete it immediately even if it purports to come from someone you know. If you unzip the file, all your files will be encrypted with 256 bit encryption, (as used by NSA) that cannot be decrypted except by the villains who will charge $300 ! Do not pay them, better to loose your stuff than give thes criminals the oxygen they wish for, to develop even more horrid viruses,

Therefore, please back up your data to an external hard drive, but here's the thing, do not leave this drive plugged in or it too will be encrypted! Leave it unplugged.

Some antiviruses and antimalware apps can kill the virus, but they are unable to decrypt your files - clean reinstall is the only answer, I have lampooned many fake virus scares in the past - this one scares me to hell! If you are running Mac, Linux or any other non Windows operating systems you will most probably be OK.

YOu HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!

Now for your Funny stuff!

1. Another infant prodigy Wows the Judges!

2. Here's the real way to sell cars The Hyundai Way!

3. We had a storm recently, and got away with it, our Danish friends were not so Lucky!