Funnies on this Monday

Dear Family and Friends,  It was a mixed sort of day, I was caught in the rain, but wasn't totally soaked, this PM the sun shone. Now here are my most recent attempts at keeping you amused...

You know what will happen, but you have to look!

Big boy's toy - and then some!

Over years we have seen otters doing strange things - here's another

There's Stupid and then there's really Stupid!

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Oh! Pitches...

DIY dog kit

Do they?

Competitor's Loos at Sotchi.....er - um....

Philosophical quote of the day

OK guys, you carry on I must stay here to take the picture!

Drooling butt!

It's a lake - really!

Changing times..,

Can you remember that very special smell? - Oh Yes!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Thanks Klaus!

Boy's Lounge

Ladies please don't look :-)

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Harwich weather for Tuesday

Another cold day with occasional sunshine and frequent, heavy showers passing through on a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.42 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Sunday

Dear Family and Friends, So the Weekend is finished, hoping that your week will be OK. It was a bit of a non day here, wet and windy, which enabled me to find a few more bits and bobs from the Funnies Underworld...

Thanks Geoff - unconfirmed but a nice idea - batteries

I am continually amazed by Photoshop, this time on a moving subject!

They have this in Israel too, how long before we get them???

In real life, wouldn't you really love to do this!

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An indictment on American (and soon our) life!

heavyweight brace

Yup it means nothing!

Only in Russia

The priest blesses the Kalashnikovs!

Yes that's Brian, he always was a rebel!

Kim Jong Il said "Put your left leg in" and that's when the trouble started!

I wish that I had the guts to put this on my car!

Odontological wedding

Can you do it?

Sulu loyal to the last!

Well done George!

I never did understand this....

Hopefully you're not kidding!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thai Army

Thanks Susi!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Sunshine and showers to start the new week, locally heavy and wintry in places. Showers most frequent during the morning, before tending to become more isolated later in the day. Feeling cold in a fresh to strong South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.44 am Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We've had thunder and lightning, heavy rain....but are we down hearted? Well sort of, but there's still time to churn out yet more Funny Stuff...

1.  Who says Bill Gates has no sense of humour!

2.  All I can say is Wow!

3.  Good Music makes you dance like this!

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Things are getting better then?

Photobomb 499

I have to say these blow up dolls are improving!

Nothing to say here

Cod almighty!

This invention shows a certain amount of promise!

Raisins are number twos!

New method of birth control!

Recidivist Lab

Paper scissors stone

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Thanks Geoff!

Thanks again matey!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A cold, locally frosty start with plenty of winter sunshine through the morning. Increasing cloud and heavy, persistent rain arriving from early afternoon lasting well into the evening and overnight period. With saturated ground, a risk of surface flooding in places. Strong to gale force Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-10 mm | Sunrise: 7.45 am Thanks essexweather.com! In short - stay in bed! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Despite dire warnings, we had a nice day in Harwich. White frost early, now to warm you up some Funny Stuff, just for you!

The Mouse Hunter

Thanks Claudia!

Someone's been putting up fake Underground signs!

The Bear is looking for food, so he....steals the whole dumpster!

Another clever timelapse with over 6000 photos

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No apologies this is for your own good  :-)

Thanks Matt!

A new twist on an old theme

There IS no rule!

If you're old enough you'll remember the Tribbles!

Didn't think they were used here!

New use for an old piece of kit!

30 years old today

Happy Birthday Apple!

Clever Beggar!

Nice Doggy!

Love Yoghurt!

This translates as "Popeye" (get it? Russian humour!)

Thank you Natasha!

Joke Central

John's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Guys!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cloudy, misty start to the weekend with any lingering rain clearing by mid-morning. Dry with perhaps some brightness before further rain arrives for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 75 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-4 mm | Sunrise: 7.47 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.