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Thursday, 26 June 2014

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is just around the corner, I hope that your's will be a good one. I found a few things for you....











After Brazil - it was bound to happen!

Thanks Maggie!




Thanks Derek!


I think they're called "Funny cars"




Gallery



Oh you noticed my desk!



People of Walmart (In high heels!)



On....Off.....On......Off......On......Off!



Spent $2000 on a skin - the result - Total Tackiness!



Must be Granny's car!



Unfortunate placement of a shoe!



Then and now!



Hmm - figures



Now this is special...From our friend Elna in South Africa
One of the best - I nearly fell off the chair!
Thank you Elna!!!



Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in............... Don't just keep it, share it along...







Joke Central



Thanks Guys!




Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Friday





A cool and mainly cloudy day with outbreaks of showery rain at times. Some of the showers could be heavy during the afternoon with a risk of hail and thundery downpours. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.















Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we're early today, because I am out with the boys tonight......Thai restaurant.....the Curry beckons! Here are your bits and bobs..


Canadair damps down a burning truck!
Thanks Klaus!
















Gallery



Clever scam!



Yeah! Right!



This is great - I guess it's a paintball gun!



I suppose this is a bank...



That Inception face



Weird - but topical!



Nice legs boys!



Cruel but understandable



Meet the Sellotape Selfie!



Best feeling!



Tally Ho! When to we go?





Joke Central



Thanks Chaps!




Thanks Klaus!





Harwich Weather for Thursday





Another decent day with sunny spells. However, more cloud than of late may produce the odd isolated shower towards evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.


Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Tuesday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, I hope that your week has started well, I wasn't so busy today, Goddess was painting a table so I kept a low profile...all the more time to dig up more hopefully amusing stuff..


The Tour de France is coming up - how would you like to be amongst this lot?


How about Led Zeppelin - on a Dulcimer?


More silliness - The Flour Prank



A question of perspective...






Gallery



50's idea of a space age car



In desperation - necessity is the mother etc...



Is this the way to the Thunderdome?
(You have to be old to understand this)...



Promises promises



Smartass



Dave - is that you - Dave?



Surfing fail



What?



Must be in the South somewhere!



Happy happeeee!





Joke Central

Bill's Joke

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2
Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke


The shopkeeper took the customer to the Cleaning products section. As usual he was chatting away as they do…”What do you give a woman who wants to clean the floor? – Ariel !”
Well good, “And what do you give a woman who wants to wash clothes? – Ariel”
Well “What do you give a woman who is menstruating? “   Hmmm! What?  “Ariel of course, you can’t shag so she might as well have some work to do! “


Thanks Rita!





The lyrics are risque, but I was surprised at the cool singing!





Harwich Weather for Wednesday




A bright and warm day with occasional spells of sunshine, especially during the afternoon and evening. Isolated showers are possible later, but the majority of places will remain dry. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com!



Hooray! Thanks to you we just passed 79,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.







Monday, 23 June 2014

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day on the computer front, so chores this morning, sitting in the sun for a while this afternoon and trying to find Funny stuff this evening - all for you!











Another of those - inny outy things!





Gallery





Must be a student!



Ew nasty thing!



This is novel! - A mobile poledancer



Yup - it's always the cake!




Love the expressions!



Oh! Mean!



Who is doing what and to whom?



Tee hee!



I thought I was him.........until.....



Oh! That's what SAABs are for!






Joke Central




Thanks Chaps!



The traffic light
Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday





A dry and bright start with plenty of warm sunshine throughout the morning and early afternoon. Scattered showers developing late in the day. Feeling warm or very warm in light winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 21 June 2014

Saturday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends,  It was a not too bad day today, I did vacuuming chores this morning and the Domestic Goddess was creating in the kitchen. PM I confess we lazed in the sun. Now for Fun Stuff...















Gallery




Bumpy ride!



Arrrrgggggggh!!!



Trendy Coiffeur



Sadly our Cousins can't spell



Oh no dear not in public anyway!



Nice for picnics - until the wind gets up!



More germs in your sink - actually!



Did you ever see a small rat?



We had one like him!



Oh! They do that do they?






Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!




Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Sunday




It will be another fine, warm and often sunny day although some cloud is likely to build during the afternoon. Very high grass and weed pollen levels. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks to Essexweather.com!






I can smell the barbecue smoke from here!


Cheers!


Richard.