Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We started with a white frost, but the temperature rose during the morning, I therefore ran out of excuses not to go and sweep the leaves. Still in Mr Niceguy mood I then took said leaves and a big pile of other detritus to our local recycling centre. Now more important work is afoot - Funny Stuff - just for you!

With typical Dutch ingenuity this guy found a novel way to sell his house!

Thanks Terry! (Teneriffe)






It is called "Photos Droles" - not much more to say!

Sorry more and more Christmas stuff creeping in!
You will be sent to Youtube for copyright reasons....please don't forget to return here!

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Name that WiFi !

The infuriating Auto correct!

Holy.........?

They can't be serious!

Does my bum look big in this?

Yes! - Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Prototype self driving car - do I want one?

Hmmm!

Not much to say here..

That figures...

Yup - you fell for it!

The Minions are back!

Thanks Mags!

Good Angle!

Thanks Mags 2 !

Yes it does!

In bed selfies.........hang on isn't that a spider.....

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

A bit more seasonal foolishness!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Overnight rain will slowly clear through the morning to leave a generally dry and bright day with spells of sunshine. Feeling considerably less cold than recent days. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 80 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.49 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a quieter day today, small shopping this morning and resurrecting a dead computer PM. I will use it together with my other three computers, as a number cruncher. I crunch numbers for Berkeley in California to help finding cures for Cancer, HIV and other diseases. They told me today that we are also now working on Ebola. No biological knowledge is necessary, it just runs in the background. If any of you are interested - mail me and I will set you up. - Now for the fun stuff......

Meet the Christmas Jumpers

Loo on the Death Star perhaps?

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That's Siblings for you!

Happens more than 50% of the time!

Maybe show this to your Grandchildren!

Unable to walk 5 yards.......

Entendre Double

Wise words to Wossy from Rich

Bwaaaaagggggghhhhh!

Er...........?

Award winning young designer created these - from scrunched divorce papers!

Phew!

They seem rather blunt in Moosejaw!

Now I will never work on printers - now you can see why!

(Edit - whoops - it's a shredder - same comment!)

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Sorry I thought that we were rid of that pesky Crazy Frog years ago..........but now!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A chilly and bright start, but cloud will increase through the day perhaps with a few light showers. Still rather cold, especially if exposed to the North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.48 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very Wintry on the seafront today, fresh East wind...Tonight for a change I am trying something different - all movie clips. The only down side is if you have a slow internet connection the page may take a while to load.....please bear with me!

Turn on the lawn sprinkler in Winnipeg - and....

I'll name that song in..........5

The Good 'Ol Boys havin Fun!

Positive thinking!

Nice, young lady installs a cat flat for Tibbles

Remember the Chinese boy who made a moving collage to the tune "We didn't start the fire" ?
Well now another generation have reworked it.....

Thanks Mark!





Unless you live on another planet you will know that Star Wars is coming back next year, here the Troopers are getting into the Christmas mood!

Schmalzy - yes, but fun too!

They are harvesting Christmas trees, the pilot is amazing!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)





Amazing slo-mo of surfing

Thanks Stuart!





Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!



A Lot More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Friday

Some brightness expected to develop through the morning before cloudy skies return from the West bringing a short spell of rain. Perhaps some further brightness to end the day. Another cold day with temperatures struggling. Maximum temperature 6 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.47 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's a grey, grey day here, so bad in fact that out "Dawn till Dusk" light stayed on all day! We're early tonight as we are out this evening. Hope you enjoy what I found...

If they got rid of all the morons.....someone etc!

Thanks Geoff!





This is  a fail, but the odds were almost too high!

Thanks Elena  (Ukraine)

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Everything stops for tea!

Thanks John F !

This must be a first!

I thought that I had seen everything but then...

Remember her? She's still at it!!!

Taking things a bit too seriously - can't end well!

A clever ploy!

This is just the thing that I am capable of !!!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

I wondered the same...

They are good aren't they?

We all know that feeling..

Tough luck John!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Starting mostly cloudy with patchy rain at times, but some hazy sunshine will gradually spread from the West through the day. It will feel cold, particularly in exposure to the brisk North-Easterly wind. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.44 am Thanks to you good folks we just passed 101,000 hits on the blog! Cheers! Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Having sworn never to go shopping in Colchester in December, today we needed to go! It wasn't too bad, but I am now sitting in front of a blank screen trying to remember what I am supposed to do next.........

These are the Window cleaners of the Burj Khalifa, so swallow a Stugeron or two and enjoy the ride!

Thanks Bill!

This is an ad, but a poignant one ........

Thanks Tony!

It is said that pigeons are stupid - I disagree!

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Perhaps we do get stronger as we age!

As well as learning to kayak, this young man is learning to check out ladies neckwear!

Er - nothing to say here..

Hey! I think that she's trying to shake your Castinettes!!!

Moron 0  Google 1   Well done Google!

That is what an old man called her!

At the end of Movember.....

Hey Boys! We were Boy Scouts, shall we offer to help the unfortunate girl tie her swimsuit?

Mini Micro Wheelie!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Oh Dear! Sorry they sneaked back again - this time with a cult pop song!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another mostly cloudy day, with some patchy rain or drizzle at times. It will feel cold, particularly in exposure to the freshening Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.43 am Thanks to Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.