Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So the bathroom is looking brighter, another coat tomorrow should do the trick. Now to rest my aching bones, I will endeavour to dig up some more fun stuff for your Weekend! Enjoy!

Mr Bear enjoys his freedom with a cooling bath!

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Of course anywhere will do - isn't English weird!

OK - here's what to do - turn it off and turn it on again!

The Precious!

Or is he stifling a fart?

A bit before computers I can tell you!  👿

Oh! No! Not again!

Truck hire £35 - danage to car £200 !!!

Awww! The nice man is carrying her flowers!

Topical!

Modern Attitudes!

His dog was blocking the TV somewhat!

Parents!

Didn't do a spellcheck - did you?

Well it was like this..........

Thanks Susi!

Another Cousin's witty slogan!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

A few more Words from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Fine and dry with a light breeze and plenty of sunshine, although clouding over during the evening. Feeling a little warmer, especially in the early sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.47 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

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Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Our household was in frenzied activity today. The Boss was painting the deck, and I was doing odd jobs prior to redecorating the bathroom tomorrow.................what a life we lead. Now I am trying to put my backache behind me and find yet more fun stuff - just for you!

Ladies - the Bikini waxing season is upon us!

Meanwhile just down the road at Jaywick they are playing the old English sport of Shin Kicking!

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Happens to me all the time!

Ha Ha! Love it

 Thanks Sandra and Geoff!




Go for it Ron!

Touche! from the Cousins!

Should be available on the NHS!

Thanks Mags!...............(She has one!)

It's a good idea to understand the morons!

I just love Robots!

Sanctuary

Disgusted!

Pilsbury? Passed over?

Yup!

Fail!

He just stole $ 1000,000 from the Cinemas!

Cheeky American Tourist

Cheeky English Tourist in Holland

This is Old Git!





Last is the Jumping Competition

Harwich Weather for Friday

Oh! and there's a rumour of a heatwave in June

You heard it here first!

Outbreaks of moderate rain across all parts through the morning, accompanied by brisk South-Westerly winds. Becoming drier, brighter early afternoon with some sunshine. Feeling cooler once again with temperatures returning below average. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 4.48 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Semi Busy day today, trip to the bank, boilerman serviced the heating, and I helped an elderly neighbor install a new TV - what a life! Now there is time to search the nether regions for more pictorial humour - just for you!

Japanese Dinosaur prank - look for the operators legs!

Beauty Contest Fails

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It's Working

 Thanks Gloria





BTW Honeybadgers are the most savage carnivores on the planet!

Grown up Jenga!

Coathook beckons

A Smug Pug!

Old Groans!

Sentences!

Suspicious!

I'm English and yes - it's weird!

Dilbert is back!

No he doesn't have gold teeth - it's a bottle top!

Someone's having a bad day!

We are very mysterious!

Mancave - is back!

Girls please look away now!

Yup - Nice Glasses!

Awww! A Birthday Banana!

Oriental girl misses significance of signs!

Unsure what is going on here - use your imagination!

The Manly Awards

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells. It will remain fairly breezy, particularly through the start of the day, making it feel fairly cool for the time of year. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.49 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day today, first out to buy paint, then to Garden Centre for plants and compost, then to the Supermarket. Now that I have recovered both physically and mentally, onward ever onward to fetch you more fun stuff!

You know the inevitable safety check? - This guy does it in style!

Thanks Mags!

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Not much to say here!

ER......I think that she means the bus?

My kind of engineering!

The Morons are on the march again!

Diet!

Thanks Mags!

Philosphical though for the day

Only applicable if you happen to own a Saturn!

What happened to the Dinosaurs? Answer - they are still here, they are now called Birds!

This is a baby blue Heron

Sinister photobomber! - and a guy behind him.....

Really? No reposte possible!

Thanks Robert (F) !

Smartie bum!

Truly, Grandmother, Mother and Daughter!

Boys - Did you hear what I was saying?

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

They can vote - and breed!

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Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry through the morning with light winds and some bright or sunny spells. Freshening winds and thickening cloud later in the day. Rain is likely overnight into Thursday. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.50 am Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by!   Cheers! Richard.