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Wednesday, 3 June 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The weather has improved, the sun shone and we headed to the Garden centre for weed killer and plants. Now exhausted I am collecting my thoughts, and pointing them at the Interweb for new fun stuff just for you!







Fatty at the gym, another Quebecois prank!


Thanks Klaus!





This is a mini movie really, and although it's kids' stuff - it's fun!


Thanks Matt!





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Am I a sadist?


Thanks Mark!




German Joke!

Thanks Carolina (BR)




A genteel reference!

Thanks Robert! (F)




He arrived to find his Father blow drying a crow!





I have a feeling this came from Ireland!





Yet another First World Problem!





Go on then - I know exactly what you will say!!!!





Here's something new - Cowboy trainers!





In their zeal to get a headline this Canadian paper 
should maybe have double checked their spelling!





Hot News! - Dolphins are Junkies!









These Puppets are amazing they come from France, and some visited England last year!









Harwich Weather for Thursday









Another fine day is expected with more summer sunshine again making it feel rather warm at times. A light South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am
Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.









Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It is continuing to be very windy here, fortunately the roof is still on at the moment, I'm not sure how our garden tent and gazebo will fare!

I have tried as ever to find you suitable funny fodder which I hope will amuse!





By conicidence Klaus sent this today! Blatter has now resigned!


Thanks Klaus!





Not only was there a fish in the pool - it was drunk!






Sorry no jokes tonight - so you get extra pictures!





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Nah! I still prefer sausages!





Know the feeling!





Let's get the party started!





I don't normally do Muslin jokes - but this seemed OK!





There has never been a picture of such epic coolness!!!





Seriously - they do this in Yorkshire.....





Nothing to say except......mer mer - mer mer mer!





Oh! Lordy!





I am somewhat relieved that I didn't sell him life assurance!





Bwaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhllllll  !!!





News people just have to have a caption!
yesterday on Breakfast TV on said "Mrs Smith Housewife"





Maybe something was lost in translation - still memorable though!





Oh! Lordy 2 !!!





When the Harry Potter series ended Severus Snape joined American Airlines!







Mancave



Ladies please avert your gaze!




Er, excuse me did you forget something?





Behind youuuuuu - is a huge wave!





Fake or real? Who cares!





Continuing not to care - hey isn't that the same girl as the previous picture?
Bet you checked!  :-)







This surprisingly is from 1944! They are the Ross sisters.



Thanks Derek!







Harwich Weather for Wednesday









Fine and dry with periods of sunshine during the day. Feeling warm with light winds then dry with clear spells overnight into Thursday. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!



Cheers!


Richard.





Monday, 1 June 2015

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Stormy weather here today, rising winds and rain expected tonight. I am therefore sitting in front of the screen with a colander on my head, thinking of disaster movies, but more importantly searching for more humourous material to amuse you!

Thanks to your unswerving support we just passed 128,000 hits on the blog!!!



When babies giggle we all giggle!


Thanks Klaus ( so glad you're back!)






Happy Birthday!










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The one on the top has absolutely no chance!





Threatening!





Is that you Dumbo???





It was stolen from a Ski Lift - seems appropriate!





He did his time!





Procrastination!





Her boobs have been felt so many times thay are being eroded!





Pardon?





I am convinced that they will be back!





Philosophical thought of the day - 
By Will





Granny's first gun shot -
Too many guns in America...





Any publicity - is good publicity!





No the Cousins cannot spell!





A T shirt for every occasion!





Love Pugs!





Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!






Ode to the Amarican Army  :-)





Evil Wordsearch !





A grammar expert with a sense of humour!








Thanks Derek! (also special of course!)




Thanks Paul!







This is amazing - so clever.........but I find it rather scary!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday







A very windy morning with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy at first. Gradually becoming brighter from the West with some late spells of sunshine. A shade warmer, despite the gusty winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.45 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.