Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was busy with computers, but thankfully I've finished all of them now so I can concentrate on the blog and providing your good selves with some more humour...

Clever bit of dubbing!

In case you're wondering - that's not me....

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The rich oligarch, this starts funny and ends - a bit sinister!

The cops help this lad look sharp for his first day at Hich School

Love the Cousin's slogans - this one is very apt!

Mum's not well, Dad takes charge - Oh! dear, it's a very long time since can openers were used!

The Aircon man takes a quick nap!

Another truth!

Vlad looks cool being televised in a mini sub!

Hang on - they've gone a bit adrift with the blokes tackle!

Marry another one?

Thanks Derek!

A bit sick, and non kosher - still funny though!

Thanks Gloria!

Helen - this is for you!

(I have permission to post this!)

Thanks Gloria 2 !

It says "bee urinating" - I think he's just about to light his afterburner!

Sadistic alarm clock!

You've heard of street art - this one's runway art!

Told you the Cousins can't spell

"Are you sure that headline's right? Hell print it anyway!"

Gloria - just for you!

Thanks Mags!

Clever marketing!

Seen in the Loo at an engineering works

I suppose it was inevitable - eventually!

Another truth!!!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

If you don't like swearing - don't watch this...

Still funny though!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A generally cloudy start with patchy rain at times, but sunny spells developing. The best of the dry, bright weather during the afternoon and early evening. Feeling warm and humid. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support - as ever! Cheers! Richard.

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Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, My apologies, I have had a very hectic day, Computers 1 Old Git 0 ! So it's a mini micro blog tonight - just pictures. BTW we just, thanks to you passed 141,000 hits!

We're back South of the Mason Dixon......

and Billy-Bob seems to have missed the point!

What the Google Streetview car saw on the edge of the Red Light District

Always the Bridesmaid - never the Bride!

Well we all know that moment when.....

Now you've seen it for real!

Are we in the Deep South again?

This is why the Asians are taking over the World !

Sensitivity

I have my wife's permission to post this!

Thanks Gloria!

Well we've reached it at last

In Venezuela, it's cheaper to hold your food with a banknote than a tissue!

This is what happens at the office when a pipe on the sprinkler system ruptures!

Now you know!

Thanks Mags!

Timelapse of Humming birds visiting a feeder

Bubba wasn't looking where he was going - 

apt T shirt!

I was unaware that they did Ladies' and Gent's sink plungers!

No you can say that today you saw a lizard in Kinky Boots!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A good deal of cloud at first which will produce the odd outbreak of rain in places. There will be some sunny intervals developing by the afternoon and it will be rather warm and humid. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained all day today, which is unusual for us here on the East coast. The wonderful thing about English weather is that you never know what you're going to get! We had a hospital visit - no worries, just routine, but it dragged on a bit with x-rays and so on, and I fixed an iMac which is quite a rare occurance. Now for more of my usual concoction of odd and unusual quelques choses...

This is called Machine Civilisation - so there!

Only in Russia, this is a bit slow to start, but then it goes - crazy

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My wife is the oldest of 3 sisters, her young sister sent this!

Thanks Mags!





I told you that the Cousins can't spell -
this teacher is teasing the kids, but you get the idea....

The caption precedes the picture by a lot of years!

He lost the ball in the "Grass" !!!

Thanks Jeanette!

How to scare the hell out of your wife or husband!

I think that I may have to pay for putting this one in!

Every house in the Western Hemisphere has one of these...

Now that's a headline!

Here's a clever way to tidy your cables!

Harvester is thirsty!

Thanks Reg!

I understand that is now de rigeur to make references to "The Lady Garden" !!!

Classical Drama

From ladies' bits to blasphemy - anything goes tonight!

We can discuss this too!  :-)

Breast feeding too!

This guy has it absolutely made!

Never kiss a fish! - You don't know where he's been!

How about a little treat

It is fashionable to put English logos on clothing, but they have no idea what it means!

Try this for size...

Oh! Look - a Friesian...............sheep?

The Health Inspector called and told her that everything had to be labelled,

the inspector asked what was in that, she said nothing so she labelled it anyway...

Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

An interesting guide to the size of Planets and Stars........mind boggling!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any lingering cloud and patchy rain should clear by mid morning. Gradually becoming brighter with some sunshine for the afternoon. It will be much warmer. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.