Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Having had a paucity of pictures in recent days, my thanks to my loyal friends who have helped, you know who you are! Here are a few more, just for you!

Prawn made of straw!

Unfortunately this has been censored!

Thanks Derek!















Crafty Canard!

Thanks Klaus!













Wow! Need to have a risk assessment!

This often happened in Victorian times, because photos had to have long exposures,
the "Hidden Mother" hung on so the kiddy wouldn't move!

Extreme ironing is back!

Suspicion!

Scotland goes OTT with its' tourist publicity!

It says "Shit! One of my spots has dropped off!

Thanks Klaus!












Oh! Lord!

Thanks Robert!











Tee Hee!

Thanks again Robert!










Blond Joke!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Talking to the Wife!

Thanks Pete!










In plain cover? Ha!

The Milky Way over Rame Head Cornwall!

I don't know your name but thanks anyway!










His wife kept calling and asking how their daughter was,
so out with the Photoshop, here's what he sent back!

Remember these stupid boots - on the right is what I was seeing!

Gloria's Jokes
Thanks Gloria!











Creature of habit!

Thanks Klaus!











How does this work?

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Feeling fresher, though still warm with long sunny spells. Most parts dry, though an isolated late shower may affect western districts.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another very warm day, we did manage a few household chores before it became too oppressive, then cowered in the shade. Now I have had a dig around and here is your fun ration for tonight - Enjoy!

Cruella DeVille and a Dalmatian!

When a Dinosaur jumps into a dinghy - what would you expect?

Clever beggar!

Gryfandor Harry!

A tiny deck chair/headrest!

Here is a Grandad, looking at a photo of his Grandad looking at his Grandad !

Could be us!

Oh! Yes! Always us!

20 year old exam paper!

Capitalism!

Thanks Geoff!











That 90% yet again!

Thanks Derek!











Remember that old Fiat advert - Handmade by Roberts?

Now here's an idea!

Decision decisions!

Boys I make no excuse for this......... nice backpack!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another dry day with long sunny spells. Becoming hot away from coastal areas where onshore breezes will keep conditions slightly cooler.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit cooler today, with a breeze and some clouds. However, we still feel a bit sluggish. Went to the local mini mart for a few bits, and raced home to get into the cool. I am publishing early as we are being jolly with friends tonight. Hoping you enjoy the most recent collection!

What's in a name?

Tim Vine is a punster!

Why make it simple when you can make it really complicated? !

This company makes old pianos into coffee tables..................but why????

Ha Ha!

You have to be a certain age for this!

Thanks Geoff! (I think it was Geoff!)










Boom Boom!

In the California wildfires, his mother put her 5 tea sets in the pool,
when they returned they were all intact!

A steel rose, while ret hot!

This little fellow thought he was on a tree!

They didn't give me dinner!

Demo humour South African style!

The old 90% again!

Thanks Robert!










Do not bend down when a panorama shot is being taken!

The chaps at London Underground are at it again!

Will this catch on?.....................Unlikely!

Old Bilbo Baggins cosplay

Justin's just a dick!

More from the QI Elves











Not very seasonal, but spectacular!

Infinite cube

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry day with plenty of warm sunny spells and light winds. Feeling a little fresher in coastal districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C 

Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

You cannot see the heat with my weather cam!

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked the dog at 0900, back in about 25 minutes, completely wilted, so we cowered in the shade most of the day. This gave me the opportunity to do some work on my other blog (yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com) maybe you would like to have a look. Now for more pictures just for you!

The cat said what???

Could happen!!!

Thanks Derek!

 Remember Dolly?!

Wonder Woman  spreads some good will!

How about a suit made from ring pulls!

As Will's so old he needs support when driving!

Guess who forgot the decimal on a 6.5mm when ordering a drill bit?

Holiday home on a teeny island!

What a difference a hat makes!

More people of Walmart!

Nice try boys!

Now that's what I call a SHINE!

Yet one more of the famous 90% !

In Europe at present - needs must!

I wish that I could do that!

One-and-two-and-three!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry, fine and very warm day with light winds and plenty of sunshine, just occasional cloudy spells. Feeling a little less hot than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C 

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.