Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lazy day today, I walked and watched the running club on the promenade. Just watching them made me out of breath! Then we sat in the sun for a while, and later started commissioning a new computer for my friend. Now more fun stuff from my fun reservoir! Hoping that it amuses you!

Mum was frightened by a gerbil!

I am a fan of Bill Bailey, here he performs "Duelling Sitars!"

More beautiful than she is!

I wonder what the pizza guy was on when he cut this one!

Wise words Kermi!

Tonight's Philosophical truth!

Getting old!

Shoot this creep!

Alex is being hauled over the coals!

Thanks Derek!










And now for something completely different!
PS I have something like this already! - not the hairy one though !

Thanks Gloria!










Now where's that 3 lb fly you promised!

This city is not real it was made with Minecraft!

NASA have successfully stopped a leaking vent!

Yes! It's a virtue!

Thanks Robert!










Not a minute too soon!

Thanks again Robert!










In this French supermarket, the wine department is the only one with a wooden floor!
Maybe bottles bounce, or maybe it's just for atmosphere!

I guess this is Facebook Messenger, when you see a wobbly
 line when someone's typing!

Exercise in futility!

They are much smarter than we think!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another dry day. It will feel warm in lengthy sunny spells and just a light breeze, most noticeable along the coast and beaches.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our Weather Station at 1930 - it was warm and will be warmer tomorrow

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is edition number 1943 - which coincides with the year that I was born! I know that is meaningless, but I am that sort of Old Git! We had a boat trip today, visited the seals and counted 50 of them with some pups. Now pictures are a bit thin on the ground today, sometimes I have a sense of humour blackout with the Cousins' humour! Anyway here they are!

Anti Perv Stockings!

Thanks Susi!











I know we've seen this before, but I never cease to marvel at them! This one from The Netherlands!

Oh! Yes! - They love it!

Philosophical thought for tonight!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Now I don't understand this one from the Cousins, but I think I get where they are coming from!

Another Great Truth!

We have one of these and she answers sometimes when we didn't ask her anything!

Yet another Great Truth!

Stanley, there's a squirrel on the deck! - He's so thick!

Huge effort - was it worth it?

Clever way to boost your Tinder profile!

Seen on the table in a doctor's waiting room!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

More Wisdom








The art of Gabriel Araujo
(Something different!)






A Joke from me for a change!











Fun on the ISS!

Crash Test Dummy Survives!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any early mist and fog soon clearing. Then dry with bright or sunny spells with light winds, which will keep coastal areas a little cooler than inland areas.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day, warm with sun, 21c, plenty warm enough for North Europeans! Shopped this morning for food etc, pm computer stuff, and now once again I am floundering around to collect enough stuff with which to amuse you!

At Birmingham zoo, they manage the animals' well being by giving them art!

When Ladies have thirst!

Thanks Derek!














The Journalist has a brain fart!

Yes hang on!

And the Blonde said............!

It is said that the Honey Badger is the most savage animal in the World!

Qualifications!

The on - trend sport!

Thanks again Derek!










When I was alive!

Thanks again Gloria!











Age related memory loss!

Thanks Gloria!









This new military camouflage is fantastic!

Thanks Jamie!











Speed Merchant!

Painting achievement Bar Chart!

When life serves you lemons!

The Police have various working animals, but a Police Rabbit???

Underwater "Ta Da" moment!

Remember the old adage "Never perform with Children and Animals?"

Harwich Weather for Friday

Any early mist patches will clear quickly leaving another fine sunny morning. Slightly warmer than recent days, though cloud will develop with perhaps a few afternoon showers.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 14 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our weather cam at 1920 -

The nights are definitely drawing in!

Thanks as ever for your loyal support!

Cheers!

Richard.