Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another weekend has arrived, for us it will be cold and showery, but never mind. I have a project to keep me out of mischief, I will try to put Linux on an old PS3. Hours of fun, and not a little frustration!

Enjoy the latest fun stuff!

Taking things literally!

Good Lord! Is he still around?

Treats!

I do not like Halloween, but this fancy dress was special!

The Church was struck by lightning! - Was it the work of the Devil?

Was someone actually paid for this? !!!

Their horse had a gall stone, when the vet removed it - he gave it to them!

Dress Code! - Boom Boom!

This boat comes from Dildo Newfoundland!

KO!

Thanks Robert!











And again!

Thanks Pete!

They thought the lady was reading the label - but look closely!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











I don't think he was expecting that!

It's called the bridal chair pull!

Harwich Weather for Saturday


After a bright morning, cloud will increase with showers spreading Southwards. Showers sometimes heavy with hail and thunder. Feeling cold in the strong winds.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The last day of the current warm spell. I worked on the boat this morning, and to town pm to charity shop, post office and pharmacy. Now collapsed in the chair, I am trying to focus on more fun stuff - just for you!

Oh! Yes!


Thanks Gloria!









Now hold your breath!

Mr Fox was trapped in the air conditioning ducts!
He was released and set free.

The Pot at the end of the rainbow!

Then and Now!

Maybe it's........................!

Thanks again Gloria!










This guy bought a one way ticket to S. California, and then walked home - to Canada!

NASA Discovered a huge rectangular block of ice in Antarctica!

Salma Hayek is 52!

This is the work of street artist Terry Crews...

I'll bet that's not all he quickly minimises!

How the camera can lie! Wills is saying that he now has three children!

Gloria's Fun Pics
Thanks Gloria!










Just Wow!

Thanks Klaus!









Wow again!

More Wisdom from You Know Who!









Harwich Weather for Friday

After a dry start, cloud and rain will move South-Eastwards. Brighter skies developing from the North, but feeling noticeably colder in fresh Northerly winds. Scattered showers, most frequent along the coast.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Short and sweet tonight - I am out with the boys shortly. More tomorrow - I promise...

Little caterpillars having a feast!

Great moves - rubbish with the ball tho!

We have the "Stiff upper!"

This needleperson was surely p*ssd off!

Hide my shame!

I don't blame them!

That's really mean - tee hee!

This Halloween shirt is genius!

Vancouver PD have a Police dog calendar - this is the coolest!

A Joke from me for a change










Not funny - just stupid!

Tibbles does not appreciate that!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry with broken cloud and sunny intervals, together with generally lighter winds. Intermittent rain is expected overnight into Friday.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight's Euromillions Lotto is 51 Million Pounds! If in the unlikely event of a win ...........Bye! However, many thanks to my friends who have rallied to help with my dearth of non Halloween pictures! Much appreciated!

Now for more fun stuff!

Meet Dan, she has done something amazing! She has 3d printed images of a
 2000 year old wreck at the bottom of the Black Sea for the very first time!

Thanks Prof Alice Roberts!








Noodle Race!

Thanks Jamie!



















I dance with 2 left feet! - If only!

Thanks Klaus!













Would make a good movie!

This Mantis is encapsulated in Amber 12 Million years old!

Are you hurting?

Beetlejuice is 30 years old!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !

That's Grylls for you!

Thanks Gloria!











Socks!

New Definition!

Thanks Klaus!










Farmer's rant!

The Next Five are from Robert Thanks very much!

Meanwhile this from Istambul!

Dad's Desk Joke!

What a swindle!

My Danish Friend Ole has just published a book
 on his ceramic work

Ole's Book

Please take a look!









Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Some sort of bondage thing!

Thanks Klaus!










Here's me in my little boat (Not really!)

Thanks Again Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A similar day to Tuesday with occasional bright or sunny spells likely for most, with the best of these along the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.