Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was odd jobs day today, a little painting, nail knocking, and hole plugging. PM installed printer for friends - all went OK. Now more pictorial gems with which hopefully to amuse!

The first one I've seen this year!

Anyone remember Duane Eddy - this was his!

Dad Tax!

Use your imagination!

Big Truth!

His Granny on the left, just spotted the photographer!

The Next 4 are from Derek...


Whatever!

Wet Floor!

It makes a difference!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Derek!











Equation!

Oh! Dear! Gingerbread man has been hanged!

Sissies!

Thanks Robert!

Thanks again Robert!










This took a moment!
Oh! Lord!!!

In Singapore if a pensioner taps their ID on the box they get extra time to cross the road!

Sound advice Michael!

Unique way to open champagne!

Thanks Klaus!











Who is a clever boy then?

Harwich Weather for Wednesday!

Cloudy with outbreaks of occasionally heavy rain at first. Turning showery, but any brighter spells are likely to be relatively short-lived. The strong winds will ease by the evening.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 20 mph, gusting 35 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today, the highlight was a visit to the dentist for replacement of a filling and reconstruction.I have been talking funny since, but fortunately "Came round" before dinner, by which time I was very hungry!

Now for your fun stuff!

This is SO me!

Remember this lot? - Seems a long time ago now!

Love it! When I see these ads I shout at the TV!

Tonight's Great Truth!

What he said!

He's confused!

Thanks Geoff!











Stupid and clever at the same time!

On this flight it was this little girl's birthday - the crew did not disappoint!

It says "Soon it will be time to change the time - from Summer to Winter!"

Thanks Klaus!











It it party time tonight dearie?

Dog shoots owner!

Surfing the Internet!

Thanks Robert!











Smart young lady!

Thanks again Robert!











You could put it like that!

Thanks yet again Robert!











Ted Cruz - you've been had!

This is spectacular, more so when you realise that every poppy is knitted!!!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Young man DO NOT look down!

More Wisdom from You Know Who!









Alluring walk Fido!

Must be a very long movie!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Starting locally dull and misty, otherwise bright with sunny spells. Chance of heavy showers, mainly late in the day. Feeling very mild by the afternoon. Winds slowly freshening.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-East 16 mph, gusting 30 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks so much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Special Edition!

Dear Family and Friends, Today is special for me, this is edition 2000! I started this blog early in 2012, and today we pass 2000! I am not sure how long I can continue but I will do it while I can. Again my thanks to all the kind friends who contribute to the "cause". Hoping today's comes up to scratch!

One twin tells the other a joke!

This was the first picture on the first edition. It was a gif which I can't find - 
so here's the video clip

This is true!

I suggest next Sunday's lunch!

This smart arsed kid had to do lines!

Not unique, we had an accountant called Mrs Ledger!

Thumbs down!

Tonight's Great Truth!

Making fun!

Upside down head - very clever makeup!

Wales!

Pythagorean joke!

A bit obvious but hey!

These horses stood so still their shadows are still frosted!

Continuing to love the Cousins' slogans!

Now a few "Oldies ones" from Derek

Saying "No" in a nice way!

Arnie learns that he will be back!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dull, misty start, but pleasant sunshine is likely later. Mainly dry, but isolated showers are possible. Light or moderate winds. Mist and patchy fog returning overnight.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




Weather as we speak........

Thanks for calling by, hopefully for the next 2000!


Cheers!


Richard.