Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It drizzled all day, plus we're in a mess with Brexit, and the rest of the World thinks we are mad. Apart from that have a Great Weekend! here are your funnies!

Tiny Marsupial!

Thanks Robert!












Bless him! sadly long gone!

I can't think!........

Tonight's caption competition!

Plastic Boobs!

I do this!

This is a very British Joke!

Fatty!

Poor Paddy!

Thanks Gloria!












Maybe he's due for a change of image!

Holy Sh*t!

Awwww! - Have a nice time!

Remember Thelwell?

Thanks Robert!











No Contest!

Thanks again Robert!









They called him Emil, but today "he" laid an egg!

She's a teacher - this is the scarf her Mum knitted!

This Russian Olympic shooter looks like a Bond Villain!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











Wow!

Even you can't eat all that!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloud will thin and break during the morning with sunny spells developing. Feeling fresher as Easterly winds pick up, becoming strong along the coast. A grass frost is possible overnight into Sunday.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: East 14 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another pleasant, mild sunny day. We had to do supermarkets this morning - always great fun....for herself ! Later fiddled with computer stuff before digging around for more fun stuff just for you!

When you run out of things to say!

Hereford bull plays with straw, but I think the farmer is enjoying it just as much!

Thong!

Pickled ???

Demon crocheteers!

I have no illusions!

Man sized chip!

Fossilised Dinosaur skin

These ladies are modeling  Britney's costumes through her life!

It says "Translation Danger"

Thanks Klaus











Tonight's Philosophical truth!

Another Health and Safety nightmare!

Thanks again Klaus!










Found in N Carolina this 6.55 inch Megalodon tooth!

What Americans visualise before a visit to Canada!

This is us!
(Not really!)

After parking rather badly, he found this on his windscreen!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






Oh how I wish that I could do this!!!

Harwich weather for Friday

Mainly cloudy or overcast with mist and local fog, and perhaps occasional drizzle. A few cloud breaks are possible, but with limited brightness. Generally mild with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C

Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another sunny day, busy clearing Aunt's house again, and trip to recycling. Collapsed in the chair pm and watched TV. Now for more pictorial fun, for your entertainment......

Still likes it!

Our Dutch friends always inventive - the smallest electric boat in the World

Wow....................Hang on!!!

Joke

Wait - you're taking the p*ss!

Her name is Chel - why she's on here I have no idea!

Another great truth!

Oh! I see "Beyond"!

Now you see me........

This is what divorce looks like!

This could be me!

Wrong! - The navy always refers to submarines as "Boats"!

Thanks Robert!











Pied!

Thanks again Robert!














He wrote an appendix to her book!

Saying it how it is!

The truth is out!!!

Not that funny!!!

Brrm! Brrrm!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A largely cloudy day, although a few bright spells are likely to develop into the afternoon. Remaining mild with a light to moderate South-Easterly breeze.
Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 22 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another nice day but with stiff breeze. Morning was taken up clearing deceased Aunt's house. PM I visited the boat and took along a neighbour who likes boats and has one of his own. We compared notes. Now for more pictures just for you!

Ha Ha Ha!

I confess this is one of the few tunes that I can play on the harmonica!
 This young lady does it better!

These coins saved someone's Grandad's life in WW1

Fake news - but I bet that someone, somewhere.............!

Another Health and Safety Nightmare!

Thanks Klaus!










Don't look down chaps!

Thanks again Klaus!











I'm just off for my MOT test!

Thanks yet again Klaus!














Spacing text is often important!

Know how you feel madam!

Thanks Robert!











Nasty little b*gger!

It's the oil money you know!

Now this is really creepy!

Opportunity missed Sunbeam!

It's getting cold in Northern USA!

What did they say to her?

That will teach you - too much TV!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells and feeling pleasantly mild where sheltered from the moderate Southerly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: South 15 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.