Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we missed you yesterday, but we had a great night out with old friends, and it was very late when we returned. I will therefore try to make amends today! I went to check on the boat this morning and it was freezing, - I didn't stay long! Now for more fun stuff.

Possibly suicide!

Thanks Matt C!








Would that it was always thus! I would take up singing!

Seen at a funeral service!

Love auctions!

They made him a little camp, but this was the side effect!

The light on the drag track goes green, you apply the 10,000 horsepower
your tyre looks like this!

Was his name Baaasil?

The way they were in 1989!
Michelle, please try and unseat the Monster at the next election?

How unfortunate!

Neighbours!

They keep coming!

You don't always get what you wish for!

Not what you think! - Just daubs of paint!

Still too many guns in America!

Anti Brexit explained!

This is an old Brezhnev joke - but it still works here!

Thanks Robert!










Not an alien mother ship - just a stadium in the fog!

They keep coming 2!

Thanks again Robert!









I wonder what they just saw!

Hell! I just love pancakes!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A largely cloudy morning is expected across Essex. Some sunny spells developing, but staying rather cold with a strengthening breeze.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: South 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com



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Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We stayed in trying to kill off our colds, however I needed to go out pm to rescue a friend with a badly behaved computer. Mission accomplished.

Now back in the warm I am struggling to find enough material, thanks friends who helped as ever!

He's already getting some stick!

Thanks Robert!










Jeremy holds forth on Jag drivers!

This doesn't work for us as we drive on the other side of the road
but we get the point!

One collects rubbish the other talks it!

Now here's an is an idea!

Twat's the word!

 Thanks Jamie!










I wouldn't want him on my pub quiz team!

I don't like tattoos, but this is genius!

Phil the Greek is not moved by recent events!

Thanks Robert!














Hmmm it does figure!

Thanks again Robert!












More fake news!

Special offer - anyone?

Revenge is sweet!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








Errant scary taco!

Drifting explained!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cold and rather cloudy with hill fog persisting in places. Rain or sleet likely, perhaps briefly falling as snow over the highest parts of Essex, but gradually easing.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C
Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was windy and cold, so still nursing our coughs we stayed indoors. Not much was achieved, but some tidying of computer stuff and numerous cups of tea! Now I have found a small selection of fun stuff with which to amuse, just for you!

Another Great Truth!

Just drag boats! - my Lord!

Seen at the doctor's surgery!

Things don't always go to plan!

So it has come down to this!

It is down to the parents!

Meanwhile in the real world.................!

Bring out the dragon!

The first post Brexit car rolls off the production line!

Her Maj has a little jest with Theresa!

His is called a sloth after all!

Quite possibly Elon will take this and do it in space!

He is now a US citizen!

Your choice!

Thanks Jaini!










Weather man hedges bets as usual!

Thanks Janet!










Dedication!

This is me!

Wohooooa!

He's always doing this sort of thing!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Another frosty start. Cold with sunny spells continuing through much of the day, although cloud tending to thicken from the West late afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: South-East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph
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Cheers!


Richard.