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Monday, 28 January 2019

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We had wind from the Arctic this morning, and when I reached the seafront unusually, I couldn't see another living soul! They were obviously far smarter than me! Next a trip to the bank, followed by pharmacy and then hurriedly home to thaw out. Spent the rest of the day trying to sort out my friend's bad tempered iMac, and now back to the important business of the day - your funnies!








Poor old Fred!













Olivia entertains!

















Oldie but Goodie!












Love the Cousins' slogans!













Definitely not bits deep of fried chicken!












It's all a question of priority!












Could take hours!












So true Bob!












Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!













Just caught this Ent before he walked away into the forest!













Durr Durr indeed!












Hey boys - what do you think of this gorgeous pair...................of glasses!!!













They haven't heard of acronyms!












His Dad had a chair unpleasantness as he tried to jump to attention on a change of command!















I know a few that I could sit on - given the chance!


Thanks Robert, the next four are his too!











And when they told him he cried!!!














Another great truth!












Parenting!













If in doubt - always say "Oscar Wilde"!!!
















I sometimes dress like this in the morning!


Thanks Klaus!










A very underwhelmed Wow!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cold and frosty start with hazy sunshine for most. Showers developing across most of Essex during the afternoon, but a chance of more persistent rain by late evening.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.










Sunday, 27 January 2019

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was windy and cold today, when the clouds cleared, I went to the sea front for a quick walk, which was bracing to say the least! Later visited aged neighbour, and now home for preparation of your ration of pictorial fun!










He caught his girlfriend doing her makeup!












Steve doing his stuff!





















I wonder who took the order?














That you Waldo?













Awwwww!












A bit retrograde wouldn't you say???














Iced up trees in Chicago a few days back!













Lazy man's snowman!


Thanks Derek!










I think that Tracy is drunk!











That you Banksy?


Thanks Geoff!











They're everywhere!


Thanks Kay!












It isn't! Some clown added the sticker!














This from our friends in Denmark!


Thanks Maria!













Yes Weird!












Now they won't blame the tumble dryer!
















That you medallion man?













Sometimes they fight back!











Harwich Weather for Monday!

Cold and sunny with early brisk winds in coastal areas progressively easing. Remaining clear with a widespread hard frost developing overnight into Tuesday.
Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: North-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.










Saturday, 26 January 2019

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy today, first with family to Colchester, and then home via supermarket for a few odd bits, They said it would be wet and windy, but as I write this it hasn't arrived yet. Now I have cobbled together a few more pictorial gems with which to tittilate your sense of humour - hopefully!










Aggressive beanie hat!












Jethro again!


Sorry Gloria I couldn't find the one you sent, but here's another anyway.















Little things.........!












Boom Boom!












Dame Maggie Smith bless her!











Yes indeed that is how!












Could be me!












The Ultimatum!













Love fitness diets - like this!


Thanks Ann!










Tee Hee!


Thanks Brian!










Oh! Yes! You won then!


Thanks Robert!











Our family always laugh at us!
They say that we are already at the airport the day before, so we don't miss the flight!











A likely tale!












Now I will tell you that I could dial numbers on a dial phone
 way faster than on a button phone!


Thanks Kay!











Know that feeling!

 Thanks again Robert!











Oh Nooooooooo!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Bwaaaaaa! An alien - an alien -
hang on that's a bloody handbag!!!












Something new that I never saw before - peeled pomegranates!














Dad dancing is sad - this is Mum dancing!












I really hope that is only stuck to him by static!












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloud, rain and sleet will soon clear away South-Eastwards. Then windy with localised gales and mainly dry. Feeling very cold, despite the increasingly amounts of sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C
Wind: North-West 18 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.