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Tuesday, 5 February 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another drizzly sort of day so I cowered inside. Reinstalled a computer for a friend, and when it cleared up we shopped for stores. Now indoors where it is more comfortable, I have dug up just a few more bits and bobs which hopefully will entertain.










Cobweb after the vortex














Steve Coogan on Ronnie Corbett and others.















He said it reminded him of being in the bath! -
One can always dream!














True - sad but true!













Bluff called!













Various views of a glass of water!












Noisy little beggar!













Bwaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!














Love the Cousins' slogans!














Lodgers?


Thanks Ann!















Now that's Marketing!

Thanks again Ann!












Not a carrot! It really is a lemon!













Aww! Don't tell her!















Little smartass!


Thanks Robert!













We do try!


Thanks Again Robert!












It was an unconventional wedding - so the bride invited her friends to wear their dresses too!













More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy throughout with rain at times, perhaps some late bright spells developing in Western districts. Cloudy overnight with further rain into Thursday, heavy in places.
Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South 12 mph, gusting 22 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks to you all for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.







Monday, 4 February 2019

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was wet wet wet all day. I didn't venture out until PM, helped a friend upgrade his RAM, and shot to the Post Office. Now having dried out I will try to concoct a little melange of pictorial fun - just for you!







Ah! Socks!













Morphing Elizabeth Taylor


















Love the Cousins' slogans!












Think you're a coral reef then?













Nothing - I'm from the UK - but we're just embarrassed!












Remember him? - Happy times!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!











Nothing if not inventive!













This took a minute!













They do know!












Now see here!












Boom Boom!


Thanks Gloria!











Love this!












Big bully!


Thanks Robert!











Do not under any circumstances leave a message on the cake decorator's voice mail!!!













Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early fog patches could be slow to clear with bright or sunny spells following. Cloud then increasing with strengthening winds and outbreaks of rain spreading Eastwards later.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.












Sunday, 3 February 2019

Sunday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It was a bright shiny day today, I walked along the seafront, the North wind was a bit eye watering. Went out to help a friend with his computer, then back into the warm. Now it is time once again to do my best to entertain!









This vet has a special dog helper who comforts the 
patients when they are feeling poorly














Peter Kay on the Late Show














Agreed!












Been there!












That's me! I was Dad's War Effort!












Course you can dearie!












Another Great Truth!


Thanks Ann!












Yes Tigers have striped skin too!













Paddy again!


Thanks Geoff H!











Didn't think out the logistics!













When he qualified as a welder - this was his masterpiece!














Wot? No toast!












Understandable!

 Thanks Robert!












Thanks again Robert!










Philosophical thought for tonight!


Thanks yet again Robert!












Likened unto the printer!












This is the Wrap round spider - crafty little devil!











No you're not!












What did he say?












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early rain and strong winds easing away, but likely persisting along the Essex coast, perhaps heavy at times. Whilst less cold than recent days, feeling chilly where rain persists.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




Saturday, 2 February 2019

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  We are publishing early today because we are having friends in tonight. It's a sunny day here in Harwich but with an icy North wind. It's OK in here though! - Enjoy your funnies!










His cat when he has a sneezing fit!














The master at his work!


















The tanker skipper wasn't having a very good day! When they hove up the anchor,
they also picked up a live torpedo!!!












Send Nudes!














Another great truth!












Sadism!













I tend to concur!












Gandalf - him say!













Call me immature - it fits!












Not such a good idea!














Oh! The Stupid!













Is that sexist???












Happy Birthday both!













Ha! Love it!

Thanks Matt!










He is ready for his Skype interview!













Uncle - First Class!














Did you see a ghost?












How to make a perfect Buck's Fizz!












Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a very frosty, but sunny start, cloud will increase. Then outbreaks of rain will spread Eastwards from mid-afternoon onwards.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.