Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Last night, a new record, we left Ikea with 2 candles and 2 batteries! Can you beat that! Today was wet and windy. We had a trip with friends to their relatives about 30 miles away. Had a nice time with some rather special scones (Do you say scones or scons?)

Now for a bit more pictorial fun!

How their greyhound puppy smiles!

Les Klaxons!

Thanks Klaus!














No! No! - Look again!!!

He said "Retriever" - I'd never ever seen her!

The 3 year old said to his Dad "Phone hot! Phone hot!" - it took a while to realise that he had put it in the microwave!

Another Likely tale!

This is a bit dark, but still funny!

Looks amazing!

Thanks John B!





To save you standing on your head - here's the original!

Grandmother and Granddaughter!

Nice chat up line!

Thanks Robert!












Another Great Truth!

Thanks again Robert!












Boom Boom!

Thanks yet again Robert!











Even the net is marble!

Gym for Gorillas???

Another truth!

While cruising in France many years ago my wife came out with the classic - "I think French Loo paper is crap" !!!

Another cosplay.......to me she looks about 12 years old!!!

JOKES
Thanks Derek!











He said what???

Yeah!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

Sunny spells and a few showers, some of which will be heavy. Winds will remain strong during the morning, but should gradually ease by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 24 mph, gusting 41 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's a bright day, but windy, gusts to force 7. I am publishing early because we are going to Ikea with Son and D.I.L this evening. We have nothing in mind, but I do not believe that we have ever left there empty handed! Enjoy your funnies!

I call you something else!

Remember them? - My kind of music!

Oh! No! it Isn't! - look again!

Poet's Day tomorrow!

Hmmm! I get where you're coming from!

Inspirational thought for the day!

He was going on a hike, until he saw this, and shot back to his car!

Makes you proud to be English!

A Brazilian Senator at her swearing in!

For me I blame my glasses!

Thanks Gloria!










Ask my Wife - she will vouch for this!

Frozen Waterfall in Italy

Yes it is amazing!

Thanks Joanne!










Chewy's Angels!
(I have to say I find them just a bit scary!)

Love it!

Thanks Mo!












I don't say "beautiful" very often, this is beautiful!!!

Wha!?????

Thanks Susi!










I thuppothe you think that's Futthy!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Very windy with gales along coastal districts. Rain, heavy and locally persistent, clearing Eastwards to sunny spells and blustery showers.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 25 mph, gusting 45 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was dull but dry today. Great excitement because our new (ish) car was due to arrive. It eventually turned up at just after 2pm. I said it looks like a hearse - so quick as a wink - Helen said "Then we shall call it Damian"......you have to be English to get that!

Please enjoy tonight's efforts!

Morphing the wonderful Audrey!

Corny! But still a bit funny!

Police are searching for a van, believed to be involved in a Giraffe kidnap!

70 years later!

My instinct is to do this, but I force myself not to!

Subtle graffiti!

Carry him off!

Autumn honey v/s Summer honey (from the same bees)!

His species is Ayam Samami, he is completely black, including his organs and bones!

Nothing to say here!

During and after the bath!

Coarse or Common!

Lucille Ball in the 1930s

This scruffy Heinz 57, loves to drive with his Dad!

Part Scottish part German - that looks about right!

That moment when the boss leaves the office!

Madam! That's not very ladylike!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Bright or sunny spells and scattered blustery showers. The showers most likely during the afternoon. Strong winds gradually easing later and feeling a little colder.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.