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Friday, 1 March 2019

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I walked by the sea this morning, it was misty and cool. The wind has swung to the West, and a storm (Freya) is predicted for Sunday night. Stayed in today and did computer stuff. Now it behoves me to provide once again a few more "Little Gems" - just for you - Please Enjoy!







Role reversal!













Having worked in IT, I can confirm that this goes on!



















These knives have been sharpened so many times they have almost disappeared!













Healthy competition!













Just so!


Thanks Barbara!













If you lived in number 314 - you would HAVE to do this!












Hermione cosplay!













Good Ole UPS - this is a cracker!













Ha Ha! Breast is best however!














Wow - great drawings!













Normal dog behaviour


Thanks Mo!











Now why can't governments be like ordinary people!!!












The return of the Brick!












More Engrish!












Just a pile of coins!











The answer is in the negative!












Yup today is payday!













Harwich Weather for Saturday

Light rain at first, clearing to give bright spells. A further band of wind and rain will move in from the West during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 30 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.








Thursday, 28 February 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was chilly and showery today. I helped a friend with a broken Skype, and scuttled back indoors. I have now found you a few more titbits which I hope will make you laugh!








The Hippo bit comes later!















More Jethro - you need to learn Cornish for this!














Kurt Cobain's Air Guitar!














Money makes you miserable but at least you're miserable in comfort!














He shares his birthday with his Great Grandmother - he's 19 she's 100!














71 people found this helpful???












At least you've got sensible knickers ladies!













Romance? - Pah!














It's written in the stars!












They didn't tend this grave for a year or two!













RIP Duke!














The speed of light!


Thanks Derek!










This 400 year old Bonsai survived the bomb on Hiroshima!
















A bit kinky this!














His Mum had eye surgery - he said she looked like a pirate!















Still trying to find an appropriate caption for this!












This is where the Fairy Stories come from!












This is what happens if you leave your car next to a fire hydrant!













Eavesdropping truck!














Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











Celebrating too soon!


Thanks Klaus!











Rocket powered racoon?












More Wisdom from the QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Friday


Early mist and fog patches will clear, but staying generally cloudy and dry with a few brighter intervals. Staying rather mild for time of year, but still cooler than recently.
Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South 9 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.




Wednesday, 27 February 2019

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I'm publishing early today, because I'm out with the boys tonight! Had a pleasant time at a garden centre today, we did not return empty handed! So I have been scratching around for a few more fun bits for your amusement....








In Russia, Police persons don't muck about!













Alice never gets them!


Thanks Derek, I couldn't find yours this is as near as I could get!

















Just a Llama on a train!













This is Astana in Kazakhstan















Lucky plant - not often that you're ogled by Groot!













It was a different time!













Vintage Seaside Naughty Postcards


Thanks Geoff H!











It says "120 Euros and 3 points - What can I do with the points? If you collect five points you can get a bike!"


Thanks Klaus!














Diesel Forbidden? -Ok I drive a Trabant!


Thanks again Klaus!












"Life can be so unfair!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!











No Hipsters!














More efficient!

 Thanks Mo!










A different angle...!













Your day may not go very well!













At the Oscars Ravi has a bow tie event - It's still wonky lad!













This lady's number didn't come up!

















Come on Boy - Walkies!













Here we go! No chance of a crash with me!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

A rather cloudier and noticeably cooler day. Showers are likely to develop for a time during the afternoon and evening, perhaps locally heavy with a low risk of thunder.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.