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Friday, 7 February 2020

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today was IT at the Hub, therefore walkies was after lunch, followed by help for two elderly friends - computerwise. Now after scratching around I found just enough to fill the blog with little giggles!
Which please enjoy!









For arachnophobes everywhere!












Sampling the facilities!


















Oh! yes! I am the dishwasher in this house!













Smallpox Jab Yes!












Don't even mention fishing!











Yes and the recoil could rip off your finger missy!












There are friends - and then there are real friends!













There are some amongst us who think that the aliens are looking into their brains!!!













Mine are more plentiful than yours!












First - unravel your girlfriend!












How about a Pizzakini!












Not sure how this was achieved!













Foot fetishist in action!












Not a good idea to pass out drunk when your mates are around!













Not much I can say here!












Giant Slurpee! Hmm!











Just don't do that if his tail is up!












One can try to imagine..........!


Thanks Susi!











I see satire here!


Thanks Klaus!











Jolly morning duck!


Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any lingering cloud and rain soon clearing, then a bright and breezy day with long spells of sunshine. A little cloud arriving later. Mild.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.









Thursday, 6 February 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, After my usual walk as it was a nice morning I pottered in the garden. PM I had a cry for help from an elderly friend who lives in the country. had to bring her machine home as it had viruses. Now I have been scrapping round to find a goodly number of fun pics just for you!









I am watching you!














This is totally crazy!!!


Thanks Klaus!















Weird party!













You need to be old to get this!
















We learned them off by heart, and I still used them every day!












Ultimate deterrent!













I can smell the fear!












The male menopause is not a myth!


Thanks Ann!










Boom Boom!


Thanks Gloria!











Resin icicles on a tree!
(I am badly allergic to this stuff!)













Ha Ha!


Thanks Jamie!










Too many guns in America!












Long delays on the Piccadilly line!


Thanks Robert!










Yup lightning fast!


Thanks again Robert!










Susi's Joke


Thanks Susi!










Even a flooded kitchen can be fun!
















If you do not but succeed, try try try again!



Thanks Klaus!










Running away with the treats!


Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry morning with patchy overnight frost and fog soon clearing. Bright with sunny spells, but increasingly cloudy into the afternoon with winds increasing.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.















Wednesday, 5 February 2020

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today was bright and crisp. Roxy (the dog) and myself walked by the sea and met several canine friends. I then went to the boat to make sure that it hadn't blown away - it hadn't. PM another dog walk, and later Son and Daughter in Law arrived to collect said dog and we finished with fish and chips. All in all my kind of day! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!







Sniff - Sniff!











There are Pole Dancers, and then there are 
POLE DANCERS!!!


Thanks Klaus!













Just love the Cousins' slogans!













Do do do do  Do do do do!













..........and then you need to send it back!













Boom Boom!


Thanks Chris!










Very Rare Lobster!












Bicolour iris!












Diversity of colour!













A cat on a cat!












Sorry - still no unicorns!













I wouldn't want to go far on this!












It's all natural!












Hmmm! Mildly Erotic!


Thanks Gloria!










Clever thief deterrent! Look closely!


Thanks Jamie!










Bwaaaaaagh!


Thanks Janet!
















Hope is what makes us live!


 Thanks Maria!










Coping with Millennials!


Thanks Robert!











I see irony here!


Thanks Stuart! 














 It is possible that I am banned in Russia!
After this I certainly will be!!!


Thanks Klaus!














This Labrador thinks that he is a Porsche!



Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Any early fog slowly clearing, otherwise another dry and settled day after a cold start. Some sunny spells and winds remaining light.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 4 mph, gusting 10 mph
Thanks Essexweather .com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.