Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a better day, Dennis has gone, on my walk it was windy but not cold. Visited friends for morning coffee, which lasted all morning, and PM it was computers and TV. Now I am doing my best to dig up enough fun fodder to amuse you all!

It's when they are very quiet!!!

Now for something completely different!

Hut = Hat!

Thanks Klaus!











Awwwwwwwww!

DEAF!

A Nonymous!

Woah!

Me - All the time!
BTW which sort of creature is that???

Love the Kiwi sense of humour!

Thanks Jeanette












The boys of the Underground!

Thanks Paul!










A step too far methinks!

Coo!

Her Maj training to "whack" Boris!

How the times do change!

Perhaps Photoshopped - clever though!

Oh! Lordy! How much silicone can a human body carry???

If I'm not mistaken that hearse is a Tesla!!!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!














Still loving Pugs!

She's not so sure!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another windy day with further showers likely. These occasionally moving through as organised bands, especially by the afternoon, bringing spells of heavy rain and a chance of hail and thunder.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 39 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wet and windy day. Storm Dennis has now passed, but it continues to rain. Therefore we stayed inside, with lots of Crime TV - our favourite is NCIS. Now I am digging around for more ammunition to shoot in your direction. Here it comes.....!

Oh! I must get one of these
It's a bog brush BTW!

And.................Relax!

St.Keanu patron saint of dogs!

Behind Yooooou!

This could be me at the moment!

I don't know I never had any!

I never use them - they feed back into my hearing aids!!!

Now let me see!

That's the alternative drying method!!!

Spring can't be far away - or can it???

Thanks Gloria!











If you take a selfie through a Loo roll tube - you will look like the Moon!

She had no idea this candle had a sparkler inside!

Mean Prank!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Robert!










Panic at the card shop!

These Turkish Binmen have created a library from books that they have found in the rubbish!

Billy Boy hiding in the Bushes!

She doesn't seem to be too sure....

And he seems a bit nervous!

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a dry and bright start to the day, cloud will thicken through the morning with scattered showers developing. Breezy, but not as windy as the weekend.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, As we were under a storm warning, I went quickly to the supermarket to pick up a few essentials. Then it started to blow with rain. Using my built in self preservation instinct, we stayed indoors, where we shall remain until storm Dennis passes, hopefully by mid morning tomorrow. meanwhile here are your Funnies.......

Nothing like a bit of mud!

Meet Dennis, we are fortunately on the East (shelter coast)
Message from the RNLI - don't go anywhere near the water!!!

Sign of the times!

Idle Ronald!

The Helping Hand!

Dirt Art crossed with Tinder!

Thanks Ann!












I don't think he is really being eaten!
Photography in the wild!

Thanks again Ann










Another Great Truth!

Thanks Gloria!











Must be Walmart!

We're Free!!!
(A little irony!)

Thanks Robert!










Comparative passports!

Thanks again Robert!










I didn't know that!

Thanks Sandra!











That is definitely me!!!

Stupid Rich 1

Stupid Rich 2

I thought that they already had!

Mr Amazon!

Oh! I just have to be me!!!

Will is ecstatic at this!!!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Windy, especially at first with widespread gales, locally severe along the coast. Rain, often heavy, will erratically move away Eastwards, although probably taking until late afternoon to clear Eastern districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 40 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.