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Tuesday, 21 April 2020

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a repeat of yesterday, nice sun but cold wind. I took the bull by the horns today and attacked the garage. I now have 2 big boxes of rubbish to dispose of, the bad news - the recycling centres are all closed, so I shall have to stare at them until they re open, possibly in about 3 weeks' time! So now I bring to you, with the help of my friends, the best of the best on the web - just for you!








Nothing if not topical!













Now you might find this a bit rude - it depends on how you think!


Thanks Sarah!









This is my kind of chap!












Muzzles? - Yes!
 Thanks Derek!











Wonderful!













Danger!!!


Thanks Robert!











Isolation timing!


Thanks again Robert!











Me too Pooh!

Thanks yet again Robert!












What intelligence?


Thanks Robert!











I think that's a spoof, but it makes a point! - Second Wave anyone???
 Thanks again Robert!










Invasion? No just little spherical homes!













Classical Art competition again!












I wonder what's in there?












Didn't you know about the metalised strip?












Going boating? Just add water!!!












Another of those "It just exploded" things!












He may of course be just sampling the bouquet!













Sound on!!!



















All singing all dancing!












The loo roll obsession continues!












Comic juxtaposition!












Mum it's so Boooooooooring!












Should be a jackal really!











I do so love an understated interior!!!












Good old Arnie always spot on with the message!












Nice to see - mannequins for real ladies!













They are special people, teachers!












I would love to know the background story to this!












We're not getting one!













OK Boys - just for you.....







!. Nice but pity about the lip job!













2. Nice - not a stick!












3. I have seen other pictures of her - she is gorgeous!!!













Schmalzy? I 'll give you schmalzy!


Thanks Klaus!










He's never going to do it.........?


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry day with clear skies and plenty of sunny spells developing late morning and early afternoon. Winds will be strong at times near the Essex coast. Feeling warmest inland.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: North-East 18 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





























Monday, 20 April 2020

Funnies for the new week



Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day, but freezing on the promenade, and the sea was rough enough for free showers for those who walked too close! A few minor jobs were done in the morning and we had American crime TV in the afternoon. Now I have disinterred some more little gems for your amusement!







Thank you my son!













Love a bit of Boogie Woogie!














This could be tailor made for me!













Nice but unrealistic!











It is always that one!













It's an ill wind.........!













I don't blame him!













Is that PPE or are you going to a joust?












One way to do it!












Underwater boxing - Anyone?















Scared of clowns? - Actually I think it's a hot air balloon!












In Alabama they even give the cops muscle trucks!












Snow sculpture - can you guess?













Love the Cousins' slogans!













Improvised PPE!














Ironic rant!













Isolation Entertainment!












 Nothing to say here!












I don't think so!













Social Distancing - Cormorant style!












For the boys - 1. Not too sure about the face pack!












2. Not such a crowded balcony but rather nice!












Fun with horses!


Thanks Klaus!












Easter Bunny get out!


Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another dry and sunny day with brisk North-Easterly winds. Still feeling rather cold near the coast with the warmest temperatures well inland once again.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: North-East 20 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.