Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it rained, but in between the showers, I was able to go for a walk by the beach, and nip home before the rain came back. My task today was to fit a dawn to dusk light over our house number, and this was successfully achieved. Now for more of "your usual" which I very much hope you will enjoy!







Mummy's Little Helper!

Meanwhile out on the highway!

Thanks Klaus!











One man and his Ostrich!

Thanks again Klaus!








Bleach it!

Thanks Hazel!











Might just be necessary!

Thanks Robert!











Possibly too true to be funny!

Thanks again Robert!










Do you think she noticed?

Thanks Rosemary!











Another Great Truth!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Health and safety eat your heart out!

We've all been there!

You have to take it in context!

Liking the view!

In Mother Russia, often the Babushkas ride for free!

Modern take on "The Scream"!

Now that's what I call a YACHT!

Now I have no idea what that thing is, but I sure as hell would like to have a drive!!!

Sound on!
(Only kidding)!!!

Now I don't like being sizeist but.........................!

That you Pan? - So where are your pipes???













Carrie Fisher after her tussle with Jabba the Hut!

Er I'm not sure that's what you mean!

I certainly would pay good money to see Dancing Sandwiches!

The idea is that you can drown out the toilet noises!

Yet another Great Truth!

Thanks Susi!









This is Nyakim Gatwech - she is now in the Guinness Book or Records as the person with the darkest skin in the World -
Furthermore she is gorgeous!

Having a bit of a tidy up!

Thanks Klaus!









If Women ruled the World!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Starting largely dry with sunny spells. However, scattered showers will develop from mid-morning. These will be heavy at times with a risk of hail, thunder and gusty winds.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 41 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a total change in the weather, it rained nearly all day, so I spent most of the day on the computer. Just for a change, tonight we will have mainly clips, please be patient it may take a bit longer to load!

The Amish visit the big city!

Thanks Derek!









Meanwhile at the Driving Range!

Thanks again Derek!









Side by Side - Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks yet again Derek!









Gymnastics on a Hover board!

Thanks Klaus!









Drowning - in a nice way!

Thanks again Klaus!









Contretemps with Asda!

Thanks again Derek!

Beach Fun!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Bit of scandal in my village.

Local hairdresser has gone down for 9 years for drug dealing.

Gobsmacked, been going to her for years.....

had absolutely no idea she was a hairdresser.

Thanks Jane!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Ann!











She thought the man was leering at her -
then she realised the sunnies were on the back of his head!

Illusion!

Thanks Hazel!










Evidence!

Thanks again Hazel!










Pandemic - think about it!

Thanks Jamie!










Foghorn Leghorn tells it to the POTUS !

Thanks Rosemary!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Early patchy rain easing then a dry, cloudy and cool morning. Rain sweeping Eastwards through the afternoon, clearing to brighter spells later. Cool and breezy.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C

Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Despite dire warnings of rain, it still hasn't arrived yet - maybe tomorrow, the barometer nearly fell off the wall! It was a quiet day, I pottered in the garage, and we ventured out to the Health Centre with prescriptions, and searched for a still working ATM, which we eventually found at the third attempt. Now for more pictures, which I hope will tickle your fancy!

I know you said "Catch" but.......

You need to be a certain age i.e. old, to remember them!

And so it was in 2020 that..............

Yup! That's capitalism pal!

Thanks Derek!










Oh! I never knew!

Thanks Geoff!










This is Henley on Todd in Oz. The only time the race is cancelled is if there's a flood
 and there's water in the river!

Must be genuine!

Thanks Jackie!









There are arrows!

Thanks Robert!











There's always one!

Thanks again Robert!










Sounds true to form!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Rita Hayworth in 1942!

I want one! This is absolutely me!!!

Sorry can't think of a caption....
Little Red Riding Hood perhaps???

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Too many guns in America!

Used to be undecided - now not so sure!

We feel your pain!

Meanwhile down in Redneck Land...........!

I hope that's empty sunshine!

Bananas at 29 paces - shoot!

Knees in isolation!

Sophia Loren on a Vespa!
(She is now 85 years old!)

It's difficult to get to the shops!!!

There are plenty of them about!

Wow, life on the move!

Nuff said!

Brave cop - stupid swan!

Thinking - something's been lost in the order!

Don't you just hate it when something like this happens!

Wow! Big stone!

His personalised PPE!

Maybe it was meant to be like that.......or

Well it would be easy to park!

Another classic art entry!

Clever street (or driveway) art, note the dark patch which
creates the illusion of the Earth floating in the air!

More Asian people falling over!

Thanks Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Wet and cloudy with rain for much of the day. This turning persistent and occasionally heavy, but clearing by evening. Feeling rather cool with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.