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Monday, 5 October 2020

Monday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends,It was a slightly better day, the rain came only in late afternoon. I walked as usual, half the beach was on the promenade after strong winds onshore. Now I have dived down into the quagmire of Internet funnies to try and extricate the best, just for you!








Just a sloth tea infuser!








Propaganda Beatles style!


Thanks Gloria!













My thoughts in a nutshell!


Thanks Ann!










You put more germs on than took off!

Thanks Robert!











Are you great yet???


Thanks again Robert!











I see planking is back!











I am bemused - a canal barge merged with an SUV?
Unlikely!











Try feeding me dog food and see what happens!!!











You can do so much fun stuff with a pair of GooGoo eyes!












Thought for the day!
(And topical!)











A cold front seen from above!












I think that we are all wondering too!












He's quite nice really!











Did you know that deer can smile?













Yes she's definitely 'Free Throw' !












I like the news bit!











Forceful shower curtain!











Yes funny things pop up sometimes!











Duplicity starts at an early age!











Cheap blind???











For very tall people perhaps?











Er - now get out of that!












Soon be Christmas!!!











Yes Wrong!!!












What's the difference between and Essex Boy and a Computer?
You can punch information into a Computer!!!











Er! How many do you have???












Auto suggestion..............!












This is a thing!











Overkill!












How could this happen?












Philosophical thought for today!











For the Boys!





Ooh! Hello Mrs Vader!






Plastic abounds!














British politicians? Ha Ha Ha !











Birdie is confused too!














Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A day of sunshine and showers, some locally heavy and prolonged. Some parts of Essex may well stay dry throughout. Brisk south-westerly breeze.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) | 16°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:04 | Sunset: 18:27

Moonrise: 20:03 | Moonset: 10:38
Thanks essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.






















Sunday, 4 October 2020

Sunday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, Once again, it rained all day. So I fiddled about on the computer AM, followed by a bit of vacuuming. PM it was TV crime series. Now I have once again ferreted about "down there" and filtered out most of the dross , to bring to you the best of the best! Enjoy!







Zzzzzzzzzzz!









Memories of the '50s - my time!














Today was a bit like that!












Aggggggggh!











My Mum would have smacked my ear!


Thanks Robert!










Next newsflash might be!


Thanks again Robert!










Chainsaw art!


Thanks yet again Robert!










Ideal for long motorway journeys











Well you did say that you could do it!












Not much to do out in the country!












Hi him with it Bern!












Now he thinks this is fun and his friends will be back soon!
Wrong!!!











Sinister Topiary!











MOCKBA = Moscow in Russian
I guess that she's from there!











I think someone's lost the plot here!












Nice, but I think that it's called plate divergence - a continuing process
between the plates!












Maybe he put kitty treats in his socks!












I have seen them doing this - had no idea why!











Her name is Hilda, and she was a 1930s pin up!











Alibi perhaps???















It says "I get around"!!!










Unwise parking!











Tonight's caption competition!











For the Boys!


How are they?
- Sorry I mean you!












 






















Lonely Party!










Hope he doesn't invite me!













Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and bright start, however increasing cloud from the west will likely bring outbreaks of showery rain to much of Essex. A little milder than recent days.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) | 15°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:03 | Sunset: 18:30

Moonrise: 19:43 | Moonset: 09:30
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.