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Sunday, 20 June 2021

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery grey day. I had the excitement if flattening cardboard, and a bit of furniture  moving to lighten an otherwise flat sort of day. Oh! And had a call from number 1 son, and a visit from number 2 son, as it was Father's day! I have strayed from my usual sources of fun stuff to give to you a little theme called "Whoopses and Juxtas"

Please enjoy!





Lunch now! I won't ask you again!









It is 1899 in Normandy - a day at the beach, cleverly remastered. It is wonderful how normal everything seems even 122 years ago!














He will wake in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!











Before you ask - No!












Yes that is a champagne cork hitting him in the face!












I bet that stung!











Shite hawk lights the afterburner to keep up!











Look what I have cooked!











That's not the threshold matey!











Screams in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!












In any family there's always one klutz!












A  fire eating retriever!












Liberty has a shocking experience!











Now I've got your nose!












Buddha says slow down chill!












No you can't lift it pal!












Splash!











I can see right up your nose!












Carry on moustache!











Shite hawk steals your ice cream!












Tibbles has been working out!












I'm saying nothing!












Towser misses the catch - again!!!












Dad photobombs her selfie!












No comment!















Mr Beluga likes the whoopses!













Bully wants to get in!
















Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy throughout with heavy showers continuing to push northwards. Showers becoming lighter late afternoon but staying cloudy. Low risk of thundery showers overnight into Tuesday.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 21 miles per hour, gusting to 31 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:36

Sunset: 21:21

Moonrise: 15:51

Moonset: 02:07

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.



Saturday, 19 June 2021

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a very grey day today. I worked on the boat in the morning, and pm we binge watched NCIS. Now for more fun stuff for your weekend entertainment. Hoping that you enjoy them!





Junior Guitar Legend!









Long term Storage!


Thanks Klaus!









Touche!












Reading for pooches!


Thanks Derek!










Gross!


Thanks Barbara!











Off the rails???


Thanks Robert!













Terrorist!


Thanks again Robert!










Going wrong?


Thanks yet again Robert!











Trust - ha!


Thanks  even yet again Robert!











Playing with words!











Exfoliation - Ow!











What is that???












Another one for the dads!











Ahem! Smaller coils???











Not sure about this!












Nothing to say here!












Ever been had???











Sense of humour!












Men never grow up!












Clever juxtaposition!












Like the comment!











Advisor - love the tie!











This kid will go far!











Another juxtaposition!












Discuss!












Someone's having a laugh!











It used to be garden railings!











Love Island?












No!!!











Alternative!











Moslem chick!












Zero Gravity!











Yet another juxtaposition!












Kaboooooooom!!!













Isn't that Zaphod Beeblegrox???












Tibbles tales a drink - awkwardly!











Jennifer says Hi!















Harwich Weather for Sunday

Heavy showers continuing during the morning, gradually easing during the afternoon to allow some brief sunny spells. Staying dry into the evening and overnight period.

Temperature: 18°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 9 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:36

Sunset: 21:20

Moonrise: 14:27

Moonset: 01:51

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.