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Wednesday, 12 January 2022

Wednesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was a fine dry and bright one! I walked down to the beach, I usually manage 2,6kms. Later I had to go and help out one of my old muckers with his computer, and now it is that time again when I dig down to find more fun stuff - just for you!




What - is - That???








This is from my Grandchildren's other Grandad

Saba in Israel, it came originally from Canada


Thanks Shlomo!


















The Master speaks!











Fiddling Snowman!











Oh! Sh*t!!!











Look at the dog! - The Dog!!!












Awww!











It's OK pal - the enemy are using bows and arrows!













Heads up lads!











Shhhh! He's working!












OK it's a cow on a tin roof!











You could be ticketed for that!













Must be good gear!!!













Never forget bad service!!!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!











Now that really is a POT HOLE!!!













Boom Tish!












A likely tale!













I didn't know that!











Been to Japan on his hols?












Hmm! Maybe sometimes!














Who puts just two things in the dishwasher?













Erotic cat movie shocks Tibbles!













What a name!














Boom Boom!












Yes Happy Birthday Sir!











Another Juxtaposition!












How appropriate just now!!!












I'll bet he's proud!











Pardon?


Thanks Robert!










Oh! Dear!


Thanks again Robert!











Go on the slide they said, it will be fun they said!!!













For the Boys!
For the uninitiated "Tout le Monde est au Balcon"
It's crowded on the Balcony, refers to girls who are shall we say - well endowed!




































The unexpected!


Thanks Klaus!












Diversionary tactic!


Thanks again Klaus!
















It seemed like a good idea at the time!


Thanks yet again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early fog patches will be slow to clear, perhaps lingering through the morning in places. Otherwise dry with sunny spells. Frosty start.

Temperature: 8°C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 5 miles per hour, gusting to 12 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:58

Sunset: 16:12

Moonrise: 11:59

Moonset: 01:49

Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.



















Tuesday, 11 January 2022

Tuesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was milder - 7c, I walked by the sea, it was misty over there. Later I called at the Pharmacy for our prescriptions, and now I am doing my thing, digging around for more cannon fodder - just for you!




Be warned if touched - I will lick you!









Now for something very different!


Thanks Klaus!
















Of course!









We used to look forward to Friday afternoons in school
(early '50s)












Passive aggressive!












Spare the rod and spoil the child!!!


Thanks Geoff!










Boom Tish!












Boom Boom!












Liberty - Ha!














Meanwhile in the corridors of power!


Thanks Robert!










The raise!


Thanks again Robert!













Clever fingers!












The Glam Age!













Farting against Thunder!












Off to Hogwarts are we?











Sloths always look happy!











Keeping us in suspense!











Screams in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!











Meh!











Question - Is this a stone statue or a kid covered in mud???













Definitely an insult!













I think the pigeon is winning!












Devil may care parking!











Are you taking it shopping or buying it???












I really don't think you wanted to do that!











Not Ground Hog Day???











I want one!












When you say it like that............!











Oh! Bum!











Is it a Croissant or Tibbles?











Too many guns in America!
They even convert them into guitars!













Voyeur?











Amorous lamp standards!












Topical snow sculpture!











Budding Dominatrix!











This is weird, bit I guess that it's at the dentist's!











I say again - water and electricity don't mix!!!











Oh! Dear! Sink hole!
















A bit more weirdness - clever though!


Thanks Klaus!














It's - in - the - fridge!


Thanks again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A chilly start, with patchy early rural fog only very gradually clearing. Otherwise fine with sunshine, but appreciably colder than of late, despite light winds and eventual near-average temperatures.

Temperature: 7°C (Inland) and 7°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 5 miles per hour, gusting to 11 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:58

Sunset: 16:12

Moonrise: 11:59

Moonset: 01:49

Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.