Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 4 April 2022

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning it started raining, however later it had stopped, so I did my duty and visited the recycling centre. PM I went to the Pharmacist and then the Post Office, and lastly the Co-op. Nothing but excitement in this house! Now for just a few more pictures which it is hoped will make you smile!

Slam Dunk!

Sam of the Royal Marines is back!

"Accidentally"

Thanks Derek!

Record Breaker!

Thanks again Derek!

Due to the coat of fuel the police are changing to these!

Thanks Gloria!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks John!

Tee Hee!

Definitely bad!

At least he can laugh about it!

Hey! Have you lost something???

Wotsits???

Fzzzzzzzzzt!

Tailgater deterrent!

Original!

Unusual Finial!

Haven't seen this meme guy for years - now the second in two days!

Something went wrong with the Photoshop!

Come on! It's now April the fourth!

His engine's so big he can hardly dee where he's going!

Death Star time!

More chainsaw art!

The age of miracles..........!

Yes they are caterpillars!

It seems that JC doesn't approve!

I am wondering how on Earth!!!

Trainers for the Wild West!

Clever marketing!

Bwaaaaaaaa!

Dave! That's not very nice!

Gaming Iguana!

Zzzzzzzzzz!

Hey Pal - your VW needs pruning!

Let's build a camp!

Careful spacing helps!

Twang!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy to start. Breaks developing to give a bright afternoon. Mostly dry, with an outside chance of showery rain. A band of rain will push southeast overnight.

Temperature: 15C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 13 miles per hour, gusting to 27 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:24

Sunset: 19:36

Moonrise: 07:43

Moonset: 23:36

Thanks Essexweather.com

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 3 April 2022

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I was busy, I went to the boat early to install a windspeed and direction instrument. All went well, it actually works and I was home to lunch. PM tried to watch TV, but dozed off and missed most of it! Now for your funnies, which I very much hope will complete your day!

She is really happy to be right next to the feeding station!

I guess that back then we felt cool listening to these guys!

Hmm! Gratuitous violence! - Ha Ha ha!

Dangerous ground!

Happens all the time!

There's a bird on my head - as I have just said - there's a bird on my head!

Daddy's a chainsaw sculptor!

We want to go to bed and so should you!

Just......Weird!

Be on your guard - you never know!!!

Ha ha ha!!!

Where's Fred - Oh! He's at A and E!

Happy Quartz!

Puzzle picture - do you see how it was done?

I suppose you could bath in it!

I often wish that I had shares in the paint company

that does the lines on the road!

Tibbles lies in wait!

Possibly the home of a radio ham!

Weird looking lot!

Stick Googly eyes on anything and it's funny!

Woodland Giant!

Piglet has been playing computer games for so long he needs glasses!

Comfy seat!

Meanwhile at Walmart

(Americans seem to be far more interested in bottoms than boobs these days!)

Too many guns in America!

What the hell's that thing???

My first impression was what on Earth is she doing?

And then it occurred that they are cushions!

It is possible that the legends of dragons came from Iguanas!

Spoiler alert!

Another interesting Juxtaposition!

I suppose you take him for a walk to scare the bad guys!

This meme chap is back!

He knows the way - pinky up!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Morning rain and strong winds gradually easing away. Mostly dry by the afternoon, but rather cloudy, with isolated drizzly outbreaks still possible. Perhaps the odd brighter spell. Breezy and mild.

Temperature: 14C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 16 miles per hour, gusting to 30 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:27

Sunset: 19:34

Moonrise: 07:27

Moonset: 22:21